stale as a 2 day half full beer. pizza. pussy. santa.
I'm clever.
Life is nothing if not a slippery slope. Smart, interesting and/or clever girls. Oh wait, they don't exist. Or they stay hidden from me. PHOTOGRAPHY. CONVERSATION. TRAVEL. Being a nerd. Being a guy. Being a nerdy guy. I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane? I love being a Turtle!!! I love good stories. I'm an amazing bullshitter. Film. Lectures. Design. Heavy petting. I like not knowing where I am at or where I am going. Why are you reading this? These things do not define me. Um... I'm always down.
Introduce me to your friends, it's the polite thing to do. A girl who is pretty inside and out. Your only one's got an only one of their own. People with brains. Deliciously fresh brains. Mmmmmmm...
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Listen to; LIGHT THIS CITY
THE FUNERAL PYRE
ANTAGONIST THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD
ALL THAT REMAINS
THE FACELESS HORSE the BAND FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW
CONDUCTING FROM THE GRAVE
WITH PASSION
THE ACACIA STRAIN
SUICIDE SILENCE
THE NUMBER 12 LOOKS LIKE YOU SPIRES NIGHT LIKE THESE EDGUY INTO ETERNITY AZATHOTH
Here's some stuff I need to hear daily...
Darkest Hour, Black Dahlia Murder, A Wilhelm Scream, Sage Francis, Every Time I Die, Alkaline Trio, The Lawrence Arms, Atmosphere, Everything by SO MANY DYNAMOS, the new FOB (serious), Elliott Smith, Saosin, oh and the new Chuck Ragan. I'm digging Smoke or Fire. No one listens to polka.
Any snuff film. GRINDHOUSE OWNED. Fight Club, I Heart Huckabees, Rushmore, Anchorman, SIN CITY, Kill Bill Vol 1+2, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer (w/ extra farts), Waiting..., 8mm, Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Jersey Trilogy, The Stoned Age, Cannibal Holocaust, The Departed, Stick It!... Most "B" and indie films. Lately: I Stand Alone, Disturbia, Slither, Stranger Than Fiction, The Oh In Ohio, Smoking Aces, holy shit was Live Free or Die Hard the best movie ever! So is Thank You For Smoking... These films define me. Any recommendations? Click is the most depressing movie ever.
Obsessed with Entourage and The Flight of the Conchords lately. Same with Rock of Love and Mad Men on AMC. Venture Bros. Cinema Insomnia. Girls Next Door. Wondershowzen. Tom Goes To The Mayor. GI JOE. Dave Atell. Unwrapped. Guts. Smurfs. Snorks. Punky Brewster. Is Giada hot or am I a pervert. Burn Notice is becoming an obsession.
Palahniuk!!! Bret Easton Ellis. Tom Robbins. Foucault, Weber, Durkheim. Mostly minimalism, theory and porno. Pumpkin Cutter and VICE. Motley Crew's The Dirt by Neil Strauss is amazing. Strauss has some other good books that I'm checking out. These authors define me. My favorite magazine is Hype Hair if you couldn't tell. Reading takes me a long time but I still do it because it makes me less like you ie stupid. Currently: RANT (awesome by the way). I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell changed my life.
Jean-Claude Van Damme in the early 90's, Ryu, Johnny 5, Bruce Lee, Glenn (Whitman) Danzig, Aragorn, Storm Shadow, Starscream, Herman Li and my mom as a child. Oh, and people who recycle and/or try at least a little to not be a piece of shit. Effort is awesome.