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PARTY BONER!

absintheoverdose

About Me

im chris brock and im gettin' by just fine.
if she smokes, she pokes.

this is what i do:

Safety Net Acrobats

Borrowed Teeth, Borrowed Claws

*please do not add me if you are in a shitty fake death metal band. this new trend is fucking stupid and you need to do your homework kiddies. i hate posers.*

My Interests

cash money $$$
horror/gore movies
music
hyenas
ufc
boxing
warriors
oakland a's
oakland raiders
whiskey
bulldogs
smoke beer
traveling
cooking
partying

I'd like to meet:

straight teeth=motley crucial.
my Nancy Spungen.
people with as many dreams as me.

aim=smd metal nerd

I do not want to meet:
yucky ass broads.
button up shirt bro's.
people who dont know anything about anything

Music:

where did the stuff with heart go?

Agoraphobic Nosebleed-Frozen Corpses Stuffed with Dope
Isis-in te absence of truth
exodus-the atrocity exhibit a.
thrice-alchemy index
animosity-animal.
hank 3-straight to hell.

Movies:

cannibal holocaust
night, dawn, day, land of the dead
evil dead
amadeus
hook

Heroes:

NO HEROES

My Blog

Nashville bound

From: Metal Blade RecordsDate: Sep 27, 2007 4:07 PMSan Francisco punk rock/metal wrecking ball, APIARY have tapped Today is the Day front man/recording engineer Steve Austin (Converge, Lamb of God, D...
Posted by PARTY BONER! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

Michael Vick needs to be killed.

I seriously hope this mother fucker goes to jail for a long time. He has so much shit stacked upon him its ridiculous.For those that dont know, let me give you a short recap. Michael VIck is the start...
Posted by PARTY BONER! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

this is me even more drunk talking about another tour

I'd like to start this tour blog off with something very important. First of all, before we left I was discussing with the band that we were going to need a beer bong really bad since we like to get r...
Posted by PARTY BONER! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

this is me drunk talking about one tour

day 1: we leave san francisco for salt lake city to stay with our boy Luke from the band gaza. drive about 12 hours and realize that this is going to be a cold mother fuckin tour. get in at 5am and pa...
Posted by PARTY BONER! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST