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Makhzilla

Yo kid, yucky ass broads need to stay the fuck outta my zone

About Me

I GOT HUNGRY DREAMS.
I'll be on tour until August. Check the Apiary page (myspace.com/apiary) for tour dates.

What's that you say?

You said "Who gives a shit?"

Well, like Chevron Once said, "People do."

Yes. People do.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That dog who was born with only two legs and runs around on them like a person does.

So screwed up and yet so awesome.

Music:

Stagediving. Circle pits. Looking at lots of moving scenery.

Movies:

Grandma's boy. Kiss Kiss,Bang Bang. Anchorman. Teledaga Nights. The Departed. John Q. Falling Down. 28 days later. 12 monkeys.

Television:

Family Guy. UFC. PrideFC. Arrested Development. Weeds. The first part of American idol where they have all those shitty singers.

Books:

hardcore zen

the dark tower series

star wars novels

The Dharma of Star Wars

Dharma Punx

(sort of...it's kinda like this,even if there are hella misspelled words, and it's hella written like a 15 year old and there's no possible way you could follow the story without going back a couple pages each time to figure out "shit did he move back to santa cruz or was he still living in SF? Maybe if I check page 37..." he still talks about stagediving. And that's all that matters.)

anything by david sedaris

days of war nights of love

technopoly

the secret life of ninjas (You think I made that up? Google it.)

anarchist cookbook

animal liberation

black like me

the art of getting over

the way of the peaceful warrior

the long sheet

mao tse tsung's thesis on guerilla warfare...

My Blog

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

Here are some letters that should have been written long ago: - Dear Record Stores,          ;           ;&nb...
Posted by Makhzilla on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

RISE AGAIN!!! (MORE SHIT I JUST CAN'T STAND)

I know.  I know.  It's been quite awhile since I have written a 'Shit I Hate' post. My apologies.  But be not fooled by false prophets, ye white sepulchres.  This is the truth and ...
Posted by Makhzilla on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

RECORD REVIEWS

Just some new and old stuff I've been listening to recently:-ZAO:The Fear Is What Keeps US Here (ferret)Sounds like:"Dude?!! What the hell just happened?""Umm, I think an elephant just stepped on you....
Posted by Makhzilla on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

Ya gotta love the hate

Lunch Break. Just finished.You guys love to read it and I love to write it.Here ya go.Shit I hate:- How instantaneously after sundown the tenderloin becomes a terrifying parody of the nintendo game "G...
Posted by Makhzilla on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:25:00 PST

hate hate hate

Alriiiight....I'm on my lunch break and was thinking about more things that are such a fuckin bummer:Shit I hate:- When your friend takes you to the SF MOMA and everyone is standing around an exhibit ...
Posted by Makhzilla on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:50:00 PST

Even more shit I hate...

Alright I'm on my lunch break, so it's gonna be a shorter list, so here ya go:- When people wear those beige colored trenchcoats that makes them look like detectives.- The fact that if your dog could ...
Posted by Makhzilla on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:31:00 PST

MORE SHIT I HATE!!! VOL. 2

More shit I hate: - When you are looking at a person with a look that says, "Wheres your brain?"  and the look they are returning to you says "My brains on drugs". - When Muni has posters all ove...
Posted by Makhzilla on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:04:00 PST

SHIT I HATE...

It's just everyday life. Maybe you can relate...Shit I Hate:- When you are sitting on the bus and the guy sitting across from you has sunglasses on and you can't tell if he is staring at you or just s...
Posted by Makhzilla on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 04:38:00 PST

Just in case you wanted to know...

1) I don't talk to any body when Pride Fighting or Ultimate Fighting comes on. I don't really watch any other sport because it ain't nasty enough. 2) I only talk about shit that I know about. So if I'...
Posted by Makhzilla on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

THE DESOLATE NEED A SECOND GUITARIST!!!

Hello Hello. We are The Desolate. Our influences include Coalesce, Training for Utopia, Norma Jean, Gorguts, Neurosis, Isis, Zao, Botch, Candiria, etc. We play in the vein of super heavy dissonant/tec...
Posted by Makhzilla on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:48:00 PST