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Margaret, the Picture of Class

Does a Hobby Horse have a wooden dick?

About Me

"I'd rather have a song than diamonds or gold."

My Interests

Unlocking the secrets to life's greatest mysteries... For instance, why did the writers/directors/producers/actors on "Saved by the Bell" think it was smart to add in the sci-fi "time-out" super-power to Zach Morris's otherwise wisecracking, southern California, teenaged, character? Let's face it, the space allotted for witty and didactic asides didn't really translate, and interrupted a quality teen sitcom.

I'd like to meet:

A Rhinestone Cowboy, a bitchin' unicorn, Bob Saget, a black and gold Firebird, Sam Elliot, a Luck Dragon, and anyone crazy for Swayze and:

Music:

Lately: Sub Society, Merle, Waylon, Gorilla Biscuits, David Allan Coe, Jawbreaker, and ZZ Top. Always: some incarnation of Danzig and G'n'R (sans Axl's new weave. I'm blocking it for posterity's sake).

Movies:

HORROR MOVIES ALL THE TIME, except when I'm watching Shakes the Clown or a myriad of other bad '80's movies.

Books:

"Still-Life With Woodpecker..." pretty much anything and everything.

Heroes:

Sam Elliott and Cameron Crowe