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Mandy

Thick Girls are Dope

About Me

vThere is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative ? Punk I'm not a tease, I'm not a skeezer, And most definately, not a dick pleaser, You dreaming ,and sceeming, and fiending for my lust...You don't have enough, For you I feel disgust. Wait, small things I hate For goodness sakes, If I wanted someone small I would masturbate! I'm not talking 'bout your height, weight, or what you dream When I say too short, you know what I mean.You see, I need man, not a boy to approach me Your lame game, really insults me.... Your name is Too $hort, or shall I say too skinny? If size were money honey, you wouldn't have a penny! Little boy, your not a player..... I'm your savior To try to get at me, shows of gracious behavior. I have to sit on my feet to come down to your level!! Your mother should have hung you, from her umbilical cord If she would have known your mission.Okay little boy, here's a proposition You wanna bit of danger, Step you to my zone..... You call yourself a dogg, thatz how I'll send you home, With your tail between your legs, screeching and whining!! Jealous of you got some, nigger please your lying!! Cause I fight the feeling....... that would have to be oneAnd mathmatically, me plus you equals none...
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My Interests



Collecting Day of the Dead wedding couples, and rosaries. pierced hearts, MY FRIENDS!!, Faith, Loyalty, hearts, LOVE, girly stuff...burlesque, corsets, SHOES!! I seem to be a great collector!! (heels only!...the higher the better!) hot pink lipstick, candy, tootsie rolls, MUSIC...I LOVE MUSIC! dancing, black and white pictures, all things sparkly (my favorite color is shiny) good jokes, funny stories, uncontrolable laughter, giggles, cuddling, kissing, passion, cute boys, cute boys with neck tattoos, Mexican Art...prison art

Painting by Natalia Fabia (NataliaFabia.com)

I'd like to meet:

THUGS. After all, every thug needs a lady. Fuck all the clowns and the wanksta's ...good girls gotta get down with tha Gangsta's!.................................................. ....................................AIM...Mandarinjo
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Mandy Jo
Birthday: 12.24
Birthplace: Crete, Greece
Current Location: San Francisco
Eye Color: light blue
Hair Color: black and white
Height: 5'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German (pure blood)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Marc Jacobs
Your Weakness: Bad boys
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Business Owner
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha (I hate lol)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: My Father
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chicken Mcnuggets w sweet n sour sauce!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nah
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with chocolate sprinkles
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I've been known to "Blow the Whistle"
Do you Shower Daily: not always
Have you Been in Love: Yes, indeed
&..39;Do you want to get Married:' Of Course!
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutley
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: confident enough to say YES
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: My mother is crazy....she totally makes me laugh
Do you like Thunderstorms: Swimming in thunderstorms is very romantic
Do you play an Instrument: sadly, no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uh, yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yumm
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a Stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a few hearts...haha
Ever been Drunk: If you know me, you have witnessed this in action
Ever been called a Tease: False Advertiser is a better term
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: in my younger years
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Trophey Wife. haha
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Weight: No Chunkers!
Best Clothing Style: Varies
Number of Drugs I have taken: I was a party girl in the younger days
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: Ears. Not a big fan of piercings
Number of Tattoos: Quite a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hurting Someone

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Music:

MORRISSEY, Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Alkaline Trio, Interpol, Postal Service, Black Heart Procession, Elliott Smith, The Explosion, Briefs, Epoxies, The Business, Stranglers, Nips, Randy, Dwarves, Clash, Hot Water Music, Bouncing Souls, , Dropkick Murphy's, Cocksparrer, Stiff Little Fingers, Morphine, Sam Cooke, Bill Withers, Elvis, earlier Madonna, And yep, I LOVE THE HIP HOP.....Death Row's Greatest Hits, , T.I, Jay Z, Clipse...the list goes on and on!! Pretty much a bit of everything. Music that either makes me sad and emotional, or something I can dance to! I love a good dance party!!!!!

Movies:

Movies I'm in....C'mon BOYS lets make some movies!!!!

Represent your hood. Burque 505. -Michael Giant

Television:

CSI Las Vegas, Law and Order SVU,...mostly true crime shows, E!, Style network, MTV and VH1...I Love the 80's (1980-1989). I watch them over and over and they still make me laugh!

Books:

"It is only when you make me suffer that I feel safe and secure. You should never have agreed to be a god for me if you were afraid to assume the duties of a god. You have already seen me cry. Now you must learn to relish in my tears." - Story of O

Heroes:

ALL of my FABULOUS friends! They are the MOST AMAZING PEOPLE EVER!!!!!And of course the LADIES THAT RULE...... (Janine Lindenmaulder (could anyone BE any hotter!?!), Samantha Fox (for the sheer fact she came up with 'Naughty Girls need Love too"...you gotta give props! haha)AND Jessica Louise for always changing my profile and being super awesome in general. And of Course these THREE ladies right here... for Being my Most and Formost BEST FREIENDS EVER....since the golden age of ten... (yep, people, that was a while ago...) I LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

My Blog

Four Things About ME

FOUR THINGS ABOUT ME...   Four Jobs I've had in my life... 1. Dancer for 4 years 2. Hoola Hooper 3. Fashion Buyer 4. Make Up   Four Places I've Lived 1. Greece 2. Spain 3. New Mexico 4.San F...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

My Christmas List....

My BIRTHDAY (my 30th, I might add...is Dec 24th...so feel free to get me 2 presents, or just one BIG one as a combined gift!) Here is my gift wish list for Christmas. Some say I'm hard to buy for...b...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Life's Lessons

Before you leave or look away...I encourage you to read this whole thing.   ~~~ A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop ...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST

Wisdom.....

The heart is a strange part of the body. It knows no end when searching for that goal in your mind, that special person or even that dream beyond ourselves. Even if the mind gives up, the heart will c...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

A poem someone wrote for me...

A Tale of Two Girlies I once heard a story of two girlies ...fit us to a tee They were the best of friends Inseparable they always seem to be They were cursed with mind, body, and soul ...part...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You think you know...but you have no idea

A really good friend of mine once gave me this advice when I really needed it. They are words to live by. Thank you my love... "Maybe god wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right...
Posted by Mini Mandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST