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Jon Frost

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Canteloupe

About Me

played bass for bands such as Light This City and Something Must Die. currently home and working trying to stockpile some cash so that i can get back out on the road and tour again with a band.with that if you are in need of a bass player or know a band that is you can e-mail me [email protected] or message me here.

My Interests

i like to find odd patterns in and about people. like how every starbucks order is at least 4 syllables. such as mo-cha frapp-a-cino=5. and you cant say black coffee because 1 nobody orders just normal cofee at starbucks and 2 you have the choice of regular and decaf.yeh i got some time on my hands.

I'd like to meet:

Mark King, Bill Dickens

Music:

its definitely for listening.

Movies:

are for watching and falling asleep to.

Television:

are for poltergeists.

Books:

involve reading.

Heroes:

"I was in a place like this once...Sri Lanka, formerly Selon. And i was looking for 1000 brown MnM's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't on stage that night. Jeff Beck pops his head round the door and mentions there a little sweet shop on the edge of town. so we go, but its closed. so theres me, Keith Moon and David Crosby trying to break into this little sweet shop right. well, instead of a guard dog theyve got this bloody great big bengal tiger. i managed to take out the tiger with a can of mice...but the shop keeper and his son were a different story all together. i had to beat them to death with their own shoes...nasty business really. but i got the MnM's and Ozzy went on stage, and did a great show." -Del Preston