The Human Anatomy |
I did not study anatomy.
And I did not know where my liver was
Until it started to hurt really bad in the mornings.
With that said,
I bet my lungs are
Just as ugly
As a dog vagina.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
Just a thought |
For Will
If your cum
Tasted like mayonnaise
And my pussy
Was like tuna
We'd be in some sick shit
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:45:00 GMT |
Killer Queen by Queen is about me... |
I think that the song Killer Queen by Queen is about me. So watch it on YOUTUBE and think about me.And Freddie Mercury is so sexy that I would totally fuck him...If he wasn't gay...And if he didn't ha...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:59:00 GMT |
A poem about drinking |
Colours bleed
The room was blank
The fish still float atop the tank
My face was long and hot and pink
Vomit sat and clogged the sink
And all the while I stop to think
What time was it that I had my la...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:27:00 GMT |
A poem about Channel 11 |
Channel 11
Used to be a Spanish speaking channel
Before it was TV Guide
You had to look in the newspaper if you wanted to know what was on TV
O! what a fine romance me and 11 had!
Yes, romance
For the...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:14:00 GMT |
A poem about a COAT CHECK |
The coat check looks like a coat store
That sells used coats that have wallets and stuff in them
But they don't have price tags
And we don't accept money anyways
A ticket with a three digit number
Can...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:06:00 GMT |
A blog about blowjobs. |
It was the best blowjob ever.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
Dear Bret’s Ex-Girlfriend... |
If you are Bret Sullivan's ex-girlfriend, then get away from my myspace profile/blog.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:53:00 GMT |
I want to break free |
Dude so my mom thinks that I'm like hella depressed or something so she's like swooping in to get me so we can go to the mountains for a few days. And go trout fishing and drink beer in Reno.
My mom k...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:02:00 GMT |
Hey Mr Tamborine Man |
Officially, If You Liked School, You'll Love Work is a great piece of literatue, despite my previous statements on the book.
Steelhead trout is planted in the Alameda Creek and I'm going to fish them ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
