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Melanie

Namaste

About Me

Daydreamer, musician, dancer, writer of bad poetry.



Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Pirates. 'Nuff said. I study Metaphysics. I am a follower of Spiritualism. I read too much. I LOVE video games. I'm a nerd and I like comics. I like to have my alone time. Teach me something, I'm happiest when completely confused. I believe in fairy tales and true love at first sight.

Captain Bogg and Salty


So Says Michelle...

"I don't think people realize that Hook is from a fairy tale and Captain Jack Sparrow is real..."

"I'm a unicorn."

"I'll write some poems for ya... I know what a Haiku is now."

"I can't even do math in my head and now you're bleeding."

Merry-isms: "Be Like Shoes!" "Panties are not hats!" "I'm going to save the rest of my dinner for last week."

Other Quotes:

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." -Oscar Wilde

"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." - Life on the Mississippi, Mark Twain

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool." -Jane Wagner

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step . . . Do you know where your shoes are?" internet poster

"There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main... and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life." -Walt Disney


My Interests

alice in wonderland, bats, belly dancing, bettie page, bohemian lifestyle, boo berry, books, bras, cheerwine, cheese, chihuahua, chocodiles, chocolate, coffee, combat boots, comics, converse, dandelions, diamonds, didikai, diners, diva, fairy tales, fashion, glitter, gypsy, happy noodle boy, home decor, hosting parties, monsters, new jersey, pabst blue ribbon, paris hilton, pink champagne, pirates, poetry, roma, romani, shows, socialites, spooky pajamas, steampunk, striped socks, style, tiki, trashy clothes, victorian era, vintage, witches, zombies.


Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Alrighty boys. If you are thinking of messaging me for less than innocent purposes, don't waste your time. I'm not into it. And I won't be into you.

Music:

billy lee riley, brickbats, burlesque music, dwarves, girl groups, gogol bordello, gothabilly, guitar wolf, hank williams, hillbilly werewolf, jerry lee lewis, jimmy and the teasers, L.A. Guns, new bomb turks, nine pound hammer, patsy cline, psychocharger, rocket 350, sid vicious, the brimstones, the cramps, The dead milkmen, the kinks, the misfits, the mummies, the sisters of mercy, the spectres, they might be giants, simon and garfunkle, strawberry alarm clock, sticks and stones, world inferno friendship society

Watch the video, I'm in it.

My First Favorite Band
Sticks & Stones - Theme Song for Nothing from jackterricloth.net on Vimeo .

Movies:

anchorman, ann-margret, bela lugosi, b horror movies, boris karloff, dream a little dream, ed wood, From Beyond the Grave, harold and maude, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Legend of Hell House, louise brooks, mad monster party, marilyn monroe, metropolis, monsters, mst3000, old bollywood movies Peter Pan, pirates, Romeo and Juliet, silent movies, tank girl, The Giant Gila Monster

Television:

History, Discovery, NASA, basically things that teach you something. Lost, Gilmore Girls, Heroes, Dr. Who, and cartoons.

Books:

Yes, several at a time.

Currently reading:

Annotated Classic Fairy Tales,

Pride and Prejudice Jane Austin,

The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett

Heroes:

are boring. Make your own path and take lots of detours. Some people I admire are: Nikola Tesla, Paul Robeson, Louise Brooks

My Blog

World Inferno Friendship Society - Tarot Americaine

World Inferno Friendship Society - Tarot Americaine i believe in a world of endless possibility i believe i'll have another cocktail please our tactics are vivid they take a lot out of me but thats ...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:38:00 PST

23 Tools:

..> 1. The key to truly effective brainwashing is to work at ...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:35:00 PST

Cute otters CAN get cuter

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Posted by Melanie on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST

Space

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Posted by Melanie on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST

What the Bleep!?: Down the Rabbit Hole

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Posted by Melanie on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

New Blogging Site

http://msmelanierose.blogspot.com/I'm blogging over here now. It lets me do more things than this blog does.
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:55:00 PST

Hearts

I'm really lucky. The most amazing things happen to me sometimes. I'm happy in ways I've never been before. Thank you, for making my world an incredible place to live. 
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

Random-ness, or I'm just cranky today.

I've got a lot of disconnected thoughts bouncing around. So I'm gonna drop them here, because I don't know what else to do with them.First, I wish myspace would do something about the spambot profiles...
Posted by Melanie on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

Mowin' da Lawn

Here is a little known fact about me. I have an irrational fear of lawn mowers. It's true. Ever since I was a little girl my Grandpa told me to stay away from the lawn mower. It has always been deemed...
Posted by Melanie on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:34:00 PST

Coast to Coast AM

I bought myself a gift today. I bought a year subscription to Coast to Coast AM.http://www.coasttocoastam.comR had a subscripiton, and I've missed listening to it. I found that a year subscription is ...
Posted by Melanie on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:01:00 PST