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Andy Average

We are born naked..All the rest is drag!

About Me

We did it! We've made it to 20 years married and havent killed each other yet!Actually the secret to happiness is this.....dont go to bed angry and never call each other a name. That simple!

My Interests

Pickles, little fluffy kitties, nails on chalkboards, chewing on foil.

I'd like to meet:

(Live)Shane MacGowen, Kathy Bates,Nick Cave,JK Rowling, Johnny Depp, Rev. Cecil Williams, Wim Wenders, Ute Lemperer, Tom Waits,Al Goldstein,etc. (Dead) Black Randy,Groucho Marx,Karl Marx,Betty Davis,Thelma Ritter,James Cagney,Joe Strummer (again-met him once-sadly missed),my friends who have left too early.....

Music:

The Clash, The Pogues, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Nina Simone, X, Serge Gainsbourgh, Johnny Cash, TomWaits,The Beatles, Kurt Weill/Bertholt Brecht, Black Randy & the Metro Squad, The Gun Club, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, The Avengers, Jimmy Haskel, Bonzo Dog Band, Deadbolt,the Blasters,The Knitters, Surf Music in General, Howlin Wolf, Ella Fitzgerald, Lucinda Williams,The Weirdos,The Skulls, Slim Gailard, Calexico, Nancy Sinatra, King Coleman ( Were Gonna Lookey Dookey Saphire!), Sparks, Opera, Willie Nelson, Free Design, Martin Denny,TheCramps, Buzzcocks, The Bags, Big Joe Turner, Old Reggae and Ska, Rhythm and Blues, Judy Garland, El Vez, Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros, Rozelle Gayle,Rockabilly and all the other billies too, The Formaldabrides, Nat King Cole, Omara Portunda, Buena Vista Social Club Players (Any), Ibrahim Ferrar, Patsy Cline, Buck Owens, The Animals, 13th Floor Elevators, The Birthday Party, The Plugz, Alejandro Escovedo, Gang of Four, Suicide, The Sonics, and the list goes on and on! To be continued........

Movies:

Fellini's 8 1/2, Wings of Desire, The American Astronaut (Billy Nayer Show), A Chinese Ghost Story, The Triplets of Bellvue, To Have and Have Not, Auntie Mame, Cabaret, The Big Lebowski, Bedazzled (Original Version), Night of the Living Dead, Edward Scissorhands, Harry Potter Series, Duck Soup, Tokyo Godfathers, Pink Flamingos, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Kenneth Anger ( Scorpio Rising, Inaguration of the Pleasuredome), Bullet in the Head, Hard Boiled, Edward Scissorhands, Wizard of Oz, Dark Pasage, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Zorba the Greek, Kill Bill, Snatch, Kiss Me Deadly, Down by Law, Arsenic and Old Lace, Jules et Jim, Amelie, Desparate Living, Creature from the Black Lagoon, It Conqured the World, Jackie Brown, Flaming Creatures, Torch Song Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean,All About Eve, Barefoot Gen, Bride of Frankenstein, The Aristocrats, My Man Godfrey, Champagne For Caesar, Big Fish, Nights of Cabiria, Desparate Living, Motorpsycho, A Hard Days Night, Duck Soup, Pulp Fiction, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, et al ad infinitum...

Television:

What is television?

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day-David Sedaris, Confederacy of Dunces-John Kennedy -Toole, Richard III-Shakespear, Youth in Babylon-David Friedman (Explotation Pioneer), A Strong Night Wind-Donald Roller Wilson (Art Book), A Clean Breast-Russ Meyer, Shock Value-John Waters, Mark Twain (Any), Brendan Behan,Catch 22 Joseph Heller,Dylan Thomas, Ham on Wry-Charles Bukowski, Bump City,We Got The Nutron Bomb-Marc Spitz,Nighmare Of Ecstasy-Rudolf Grey, James Joyce, Donald Goines, Jim Thompson, Harry Potter series,Donald Westlake,Please Kill Me-Legs Mc Neil, etc. ad infinitum.

Heroes:

Joe Strummer, Nina Simone, Lenny Bruce and last but mostly my wife of close to 20 years Terri-an amazing, beautiful and talented women. Which I still count my blessings and wonder every day what I did to get so lucky!

My Blog

Branson Bound...The Long Road With Granpa Schmuck & the Happy Banjo Boys

It was a long, hard road, but by jingo we had done it. From the pizza parlors of Bakersfield to the big time in only twenty three years. What a time it's been and mother said I'd wasted my time pluc...
Posted by Andy Average on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

Be the first ones.....

Stand by for a new story by yours truly. Branson Bound! The story of ones mans struggles in a banjo band. His search for fame and glory and some good bailing wire.
Posted by Andy Average on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:50:00 PST

Checkerboard Gumbo

So the other day I was talking with a friend who was saying she was going on a vacation soon with her signifigant other. Cool! Nice to get out for awhile. Yeah were heading out for a week or so, it'll...
Posted by Andy Average on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST

It's over and out!

There comes a time in everyones life when you realise that you've been at your job for a very long time. Maybe longer than you planned to or time has just slipped on by. Well the time has come for my ...
Posted by Andy Average on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:30:00 PST

How much is that rubber cock in the window?

So I work in a sex shop. Specifically the Hustler store on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.I'm not complaining mind you, as jobs go this is a fairly good one. Not too much BS and at least the corporatio...
Posted by Andy Average on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:09:00 PST

The Limelight...On fame...More Brain Dribbles

Recently a friend of mine who's acting in and producing a independent film here in New Orleans asked me to play a part in it. Not a big roll. Just a bit player-more of an extra. I declined. He asked m...
Posted by Andy Average on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:50:00 PST

The Walking Wounded-Ramblings from a tired mind

Observations from New Orleans now that Mardi Gras is over. To say that life is topsy turvy here is a large understatement. Since the party has ended, we have settled into our usual routines. (When I s...
Posted by Andy Average on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

You cant kill us!

So here's the news so far folks now that I've figured out how to use this blog. New Orleans is slowly coming back. Mardi Gras was a sucess in that it brought people to our town and we need to show the...
Posted by Andy Average on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:47:00 PST