The gooey things that one finds stuck to the undersides of restaurant table-tops (and the fabulous, alluring odours/flavours that they exude!). Bumpin’ some fly "Musique Concrète" from my Hooptie as I cruise the boulevards in search of unsuspecting MENSA fodder.
I'd like to meet:
DEAD: Lautreamont/Ducasse, Baudelaire, Bataille, Eluard,
Mishima, Petrus Borel, Man Ray, Elizabeth “Lee†Miller,
Kiki de Montparnasse, Peter Lorre, Archimboldo, Artaud,
Jarry, Jean Lorrain, Butoh dancers, Lord Buckley, Lenny Bruce, Bosse-de-Nage.ALIVE: The people who turned me into the “authoritiesâ€
last time (I’d really, REALLY like to meet them!), Wieslav
Walkuski, Eiko Ishioka, Eiko Hosoe, Dimitrije Popovic,
Yoshitaka
Amano, Yoshifumi Hayashi, Sibylle Ruppert, Kaitlin Ashley,
Butoh dancers. Women who abhor the abomination of their
hirsute pubic covering and have the wisdom to shave their
redolent mounds into proud, smooth promontories, ready to
receive
glitter merkins cemented with Smuckers,, butterscotch
topping. Women who can ejaculate (with pride) hard enough
to dislodge the late Sammy Davis, Jr.'s Glass Eye from its
Socket.
Music:
Cold Meat Industry, 14'th/15’th century “Ars Subtiliorâ€, Charlie Parker, DnB, CRASS, Progressive Trance, Mambo, BeBop, Nordic Power Electronics, Dental Extraction Foleys, Flamenco y Cante Jondo, Fados, SWANS, Fred Lane, Requiem in White/N.C.S./Mors Syphilitica, Ataraxia, Love is Colder than Death, IKON (early), Barry Adamson's "Moss Side Story", Contrastate, Arcana, Morthound/Morthond, Les Joyaux de la Princesse, Circle-X, John Coltrane, Klaus Nomi, Cindytalk, Elend, Dark Sanctuary, G.O.L., Mötörhead, Scorn, Godflesh, Head of David (Justin Broderick era ONLY), Executioner (SJ), Thieves Cross (SJ), SWOON (SF), Sleepers (SF), Negative Trend (SF), Germs (LA), Birthday Party, Classic era 4AD, Classic era FACTORY, Classic era NER, Classic era United Dairies, Guitar Wolf, Blind Idiot God, Yen Pox, Megaptera, Gits (Seattle: R.I.P. our Dear and Precious Mia Zapata, your Power & Grace will NEVER be forgotten!), The Insipid Craps.
Movies:
Any Kubrick, David Lynch, Greenaway, Jodorowsky, Quay Bros., Cohen Bros., Bunuel/Dali, La Jetée, City of Lost Children, Metropolis (silent), Nosferatu, Caligari, 5000 Fingers of Dr. T, Santo vs. Los Marcianos, The Mole Men
Television:
I have flipped my TV onto its back, knocked out all of the glass in front with a 32 oz. claw-hammer, and turned it into a Toilet (to “return the favour†after its many years of "faithful service").
Books:
Les Chants de Maldoror, Les Fleurs du Mal, Madame Edwarda, Madame de Sade, Death and Resurrection Show, anything by Treville Publishers, Faustroll, Pere Ubu, the Grafenberg Spot, any Raymond Roussel, Monsieur de Phocas, Jesus Ignacio Aldapuerta, any Bataille, Seneca, Jean Lorrain, Xavier Forneret, 19'th Century French or Belgian Symbolists/Decadents/Aesthetes, Petrus Borel, Ernest Dowson, David Park Barnitz' "Book of Jade". Q-Vo & Lowrider Mags.
Heroes:
Lautréamont, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Nerval, Villiers de l'Isle-Adam, Jarry, Éluard, Elizabeth "Lee" Miller, Kiki de Montparnasse (Alice Prin), Julie Newmar, Frank Gorshin, Frank Booth, Malcolm X, Eldridge Cleaver (for his special "Cleaver" pants for men only) Jean Lorrain, Xavier Forneret, Yukio Mishima (Kimitake Hiraoka), Jonathan Swift, D.A.F. de Sade, Heckle and Jeckle (airborne Death from Above), Heckler und Koch (airborne death from a tower, à la J.P.Sartre's "Erostratus"), Todo los Pachucos Viejos, "El Ququy", "La Llorona", Jodorowsky, Situationists, Sociopathic Power-Mimes, SRL, SLA, LS/MFT, Jacques Rigaut, The "Cowboy" in "Mulholland Drive", DalÃ, Buñuel, Lorca, Culture Jammers, Peter Lorre, Petrus Borel "Le Lycanthrope", "Les Bousingots", "Les Hydropathes" (comme Goudeau, et al.), Marcel Janco & other DaDA-istes, anti-DaDa-istes, apathetics, autistics, neurasthenics, those falsely assumed dead, those who lie in Flanders field beneath the Poppies...
