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Porl

I fail to see what’s causing me to grin.

About Me

Guitarist and vocalist from Stoke-On-Trent band NEMO www.geocities.com/nemotheband/

From the Longton/Fenton border and down through the lights of Trent-Vegas to 'Nuke-Hassle, wy-aye-man' runs a sound, woven so seemlessly into it's surroundings you'd be forgiven for mistaking it for the actual trees and buildings that you see around you.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/18/2006
Band Website: geocities.com/nemotheband/
Band Members: Porl - Everything that you can hear.
Influences: Falling asleep inside a computer.

Sounds Like: Stray memories...Token office jobs...Fleeting glances over shoulders...Mel-o-dy, like eggs Benidict being cooked up by Noam Chomsky floating around Delia Smith's anti-gravity merengue palace.
Toads
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life?
Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork
And drive the brute off?
Six days of the week it soils
With its sickening poison -
Just for paying a few bills!
That's out of proportion.
Lots of folk live on their wits:
Lecturers, lispers,
Losers, loblolly-men, louts-
They don't end as paupers;
Lots of folk live up lanes
With fires in a bucket,
Eat windfalls and tinned sardines-
They seem to like it.
Their nippers have got bare feet,
Their unspeakable wives
Are skinny as whippets - and yet
No one actually starves.
Ah, were I courageous enough
To shout, Stuff your pension!
But I know, all too well, that's the stuff
That dreams are made on:
For something sufficiently toad-like
Squats in me, too;
Its hunkers are heavy as hard luck,
And cold as snow,
And will never allow me to blarney
My way of getting
The fame and the girl and the money
All at one sitting.
I don't say, one bodies the other
One's spiritual truth;
But I do say it's hard to lose either,
When you have both.
Philip Larkin
Record Label: "Big round thing with small hole in the middle"
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Foreign Exchange Has Happened!!!

If you've been sneaking into my MySpace and rummaging through my blogs again, you'll notice I put one up about a song foreign exchange thingy. Well a fella from www.myspace.com/jmwareham said he'd wan...
Posted by Porl on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:46:00 PST

The human race...I want OUT!

The human race...I want OUT! Right, that's it, I want out. Out of the human race. I disassociate myself completely from it. I want nothing to do with a race where things like this happen.... http://uk...
Posted by Porl on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

5 tracks in me player and downloads...

Now I've done the thing that gives you the 5 tracks in the player, it seems to have taken away your download privilages.THE SWINES!!!! So if you find yourself wanting to download my tunes but can't an...
Posted by Porl on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST

MySpace song foreign exchange (An idea...)

MySpace song foreign exchange (An idea...)  Right, you know the deal, the foreign exchange student scheme where someone from another country comes over here and we send someone from here over to ...
Posted by Porl on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:47:00 PST

Last night a D.J. saved my life

It's true. Bruno Brookes pushed me out of the way of an oncoming car at the last minute. Without him I'd be roadkill.
Posted by Porl on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

The importance of a dodgy floor...

Never underestimate the importance of a dodgy floor in a live music venue. Most people overlook the floor when they go out of an evening (even the smallest of us), unless it's a peticularly sticky flo...
Posted by Porl on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

About time too...

New choons are coming soon. About time. And perhaps a revamp of the MySpace perhaps. I was loathed to get one in the first place let alone go to to pointless trouble of blinging it up to be something...
Posted by Porl on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

Jumbo Sausage Time Machine

Jumbo Sausage Time Machine Walking back home, from the Chippy,Thinking about what might have been.If only there was a way I could just go back,And try to intervene."But how'd that be possible?" I aske...
Posted by Porl on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST

Driving Is Just Like Riding A Bike, You Never Forget...

Driving Is Just Like Riding A Bike, You Never Forget...*************************************************** ****Ahhh driving.........it's like riding a bike, you'll never forget how to do it. Or is that...
Posted by Porl on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

Who Is Noel Parker?

.......good question.......read on my little blog sausage... He's the elusive but not evasive. He's the intruding yet not intrusive. He's that feeling of unease you get when you sit on a seat that's s...
Posted by Porl on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST