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About Me

When I was a puppy, Mr.Guy Fischer (www.murbeboxers.com) picked me from a litter to become his next show doggie!!! I did some shows as a pup, but then at 6 months I retired from the show ring because I developed an underbite :-( That's when my Mommy and Daddy got me. Life has been pretty darn good since then.whateverlife.comwhateverlife.com
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A Boxer
What is your name? Dexter
What other nicknames do you have? Meester, Meest, Mr. Dexter
What is your favorite treat? Scooby Snacks
What would your owner describe you as? Lazy
What is the funniest thing you have done? Passed out on the couch on my back, and my owners put a beer can and cigarette on me
What is the bravest thing you have done? Held my own with some ghetto dog at the dog park
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? No
Are you friendly? Yes
Are you overweight? Yes
Do you like warm milk? I've never had that
Do you eat cheese? I LOVE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you eat bugs? Try to eat fly's
Do you live with other animals? No
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I love being in the house
Do you like to exercise? Yes
Do you like car rides? I love car rides
Do you get into stuff? No
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Yes
Do you like to swim? I have never tried
Do you chase laser pen dots? Havn't tried that either
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Of course
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My Interests

29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. I am a retired show dog
2. My favorite thing to do is go for car rides
3. I love big boy bones (rawhides shaped in a ring)
4. String cheese is my favorite... but I'll eat any cheese
5. I love playing with 2 litre pop bottles
6. I protect my yard from bunnies and squirrels
7. My favorite time of the day is when I go for morning walks with Mommy
8. I have a Grandma Kitty,Grand Pooppie,Nana Laurie and Pappa Frank
9. Everyone is my aunt or uncle
10. But my real family is Auntie Cheryl, Uncle Matt, Uncle Mark, Auntie Christine and Uncle Nick
11. I have a cousin Murphy- he's a boston terrrier
12. I have a semi- girlfriend who's a rott... named Roxy
13. When I go on my walk, I'm always looking for "the cat"
14. I love Breakfast and Suppie
15. I love it when my parents go out of town and I get to stay at the Doggie Hotel
16. Most of my day is spent sleeping or being lazy
17. I destroy all soft toys
18. My favorite treats are Scooby snacks
19. I enjoy sitting on the couch, looking out the window, guarding my house
20. When I was a puppy, I was very bad when my Mommy and Daddy left me at home
21. I love when I can play poker with the boys
22. I love Briar the bearded collie, she lives in Canada with Grandma Kitty and Grand Poppi
23. There are two boxers that live in the house behind me
24. I enjoy rolling on my back on the grass
25. Ice cubes are such a treat for me
26. I used to play at the Grosse Ile dog park, but one day some ghetto white trash dog named "Homeboy" roughed me up. Now Mommy and Daddy are too afraid to take me back
27. I used to love seeing the horses and ponnies there
28. I enjoy baths, getting my ears cleaned and the getting my teeth brushed
29. And the thing that excites me the most is my "indestructable Green Ball"

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I'd like to meet:

Some boxers to play with that live near me. And a girlfwend!!!!!!!!!

You Are a Boxer Puppy
Energetic, playful and good with kids.
You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed. What Breed of Puppy Are You? /div

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What Common Breed of Dog Are You?
Boxer
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Movies:

Best in Show, Turner and Hooch, Old Yeller, Far From Home, Good Boy, Shreck

Television:

Books:

I once ate my Mommy's New York coffee table book.

Heroes:

My MOMMY and My DIDDY

My Blog

CABIN FEVER...................

I hate this cold weather!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy is 6 months pregnant, and barely takes me on walks because it's so icey and snowy and COLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy doesn't take me normally, and he is NOT taki...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

Loosing weight and feeling great!

About 2 months ago, my Mommy and Daddy switched my Eukenuba food to Solid Gold. (From a recommendation of one of my myspace friends) I went from 84 lbs to 75, just by getting one healthier food. (Whic...
Posted by Dexter on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

Had blood in my POO POO

I am resting up after being violated at the Vets this week. Mommy said there was blood in my POO POO two days in a row. So I had to go to the Vets, and get my ummm, ahhh,my temperature taken :-( And t...
Posted by Dexter on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST

New girlfwend

I had to break up with Jasmine so I could be with Willow!
Posted by Dexter on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

Mommy gave the paper boy's dog MY TREATS!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR- The other day I was sittin on my couch, looking out my window. I saw the paper boy and he had his dog with him. I'm not the kind of dog that barks at other dogs (yep- I'm a good bo...
Posted by Dexter on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:03:00 PST

I was stung by a bee yesterday!!!!!!

I was stung by a BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn Bee's!!!!!!I woke up yesterday so happy beause it was Sunday. Mommy and Daddy were home and they cuddled me, took me for a walk(I got to see the two boxers ...
Posted by Dexter on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:55:00 PST

I picked Jasmine

My new girlfwend is Jasmine and I wuv her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Dexter on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST

I'm looking for a myspace girlfriend!!!!

I've narrowed it down to my "TOP 8" Boxers who I want to be my "girlfwend". Please help me decide who I should pick...... Dutchess (Is my favorite... I like Diva's) Ms.Mya Princess Dakota Ellee Boca N...
Posted by Dexter on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST