Tyson

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Hey I'm Tyson. I turned 1 on May 12 2006..I came from Poland but am now living at an army base in Germany. My owners take really good care of me an I have lots of fun here now that they have saved an adopted me. I love playing, running around, and getting all the attension. I can do many tricks...one that is very cool is I know how to open doors. Also i love to jump, fart, make out with my crate when my mommy puts me in it, jump in the tub with moomy when she's takin a shower, steal my mommy keys an hide them so she can't leave me, also I'm very lazy in the morning and don't want to get out of bed even though I have to gho to the bathroom..so my mommy has to put my leash on a drag me out. I'm very playful an love to jump. I also like playing with the other boxers aroung here like Hannah, Stella.. my girl..ruff ruff...an Duke..even though duke trys to ass rape me alot. but other then that its all good in the life of a real German boxer.
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Name:: Tyson
Nick-Names::
Date of Birth:: May 12 2005
Sex:: Male
Height:: 3 ft.
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: fawn
Where were you born?:: Poland I think
Pets?:: huh me.. but then again the hunmans are my bitches
Piercings?:: yea my two dimples in my ass
Favorite Food?:: Daves cheese cake..but mainly anything..except trash I'm not that low
Ever been in a car accident?::
Croutons or Bacon Bits?:: whatever i can get
Favorite day of the week?::
Favorite sport to watch?::
Favorite drink?::
Favorite Actor?::
Favorite Actress?::
Warner Bros. or Disney?::
Mtv or VH1?::
Rock or Rapp?::
How many times did you fail your driver's test?::
Bedtime?:: anytime
Ford or Chevy?::
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?:: yea Dave
Are you ghetto?:: I'm black so what do u think..yo yo
What are your favorite colors?:: I only see black an white.
Are you shy or outgoing?:: outgoing bitches
Have you ever been out of state?:: state???..im in Germany
Are you a brat?:: yea
Do you have a curfew?:: No..i own these streets
Do you have a cell phone?::
Do you drink a lot of water?:: Oh yea
What toothpaste do you use?::
What kind of jewelry do you wear?:: i have my bling bling
Do you like takin pictures?:: I'm America's next top model
Do you have a tan?:: I am tan
Do you get annoyed easily?:: Yea when they dont though my damn toy
Do you have any siblings?:: some where...but not sure where cuz my mom got around
Have you ever ran away?:: nope
Do you run your mouth?:: yea but no one understands me
Are you rude?::
Do you like getting dirty?:: i love mud wrestling with Stella
What is your lucky number?::
Would you ever date someone younger than you?:: A young piece of ass..why not
Are you the romantic type?::
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?::
Is your best friend a virgin?::
What size shoe do you wear?:: I would only chew shoes
How are you feeling right now?:: Like I gonna use you as my chew toy...especially if your black
What do you drive?::
Have you ever given a lapdance?:: I do like to put my butt in Daves face
Have you ever recieved one?:: Dave gives me one everynight...ruff..ruff
Would you ever bungee jump?::
Do you like cows?:: What's a cow..can I eat it?
How many languages can you speak?:: polish..german an english..but no one understands me
Coke or pepsi?:: too many carbs
Moons or stars?:: what was that..you want me to moon you
Hearts or broken hearts?::
Do you want a tatoo?:: yea one that says ..doggie got back
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