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Roxymoron

I've painted myself into a corner, but footprints are just about to become part of my design - Jimmi

About Me



*** My myspace horoscope today: Sexy Venus in your romantic 5th House can surely bring on the good times. There may be those who mistakenly believe that you don't know how to enjoy yourself, but you can play as well as any other sign. You do, however, take your relaxation time very seriously. So, finish your work and make time to engage in spontaneous fun. -- i think from now on i'll be spending my summers at my "romantic 5th house" ***

My Interests

Study: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

politics, media, the use of propaganda by both, religion, psychology, the use of propaganda by both, economics, morality, good vs. evil, education, music, the arts...

I'd like to meet:

hardcore, fast-living, rock 'n rollers

YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS...

song was so funny... had to return for an encore... Ur So Gay

Music:

John Eddie, Hall & Oates, Robert Earl Keen, Joe Ely, Philly Soul, Triple A, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Bruce Springsteen, Cat Stevens, Led Zeppelin, the list goes on and on...

John Eddie & Michael Patrick :)
Pardon Johnny Cash Starkville, MS
Michael Patrick with Joanne Cash and Marty Stuart
Labor Day PartyMichael Patrick & The Suburban Hillbillies/Anthony Manno/Maybe Pete/Billy Hector 8/25/07

Movies:

Drop Dead Gorgeous, Fight Club, Team America, Way of the Gun, The Last Seduction, Godfather I & II, Down By Law, anything by M. Night Shymalan, ConAir, The Smartest Guys in the Room, Thank You For Smoking, Love and Death, Casablanca...

Television:

The Simpsons, Two & a Half Men, CSI: Miami, South Park, The Sopranos, The Office, My Name is Earl, The Big Bang Theory, The Soup, The Girls Next Door, (pretty much anything inane)...

DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

Books:

Cat's Cradle, Slander, State of Fear, Anthem, The Golden Ass by Apuleius or Candide by Voltaire...

Heroes:

Edward R. Murrow, Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King, Jr., my little sister.....

Softkey Left softkey Right ..

My Blog

No One Is Going To Buy Your Sex Tape, Because...

ü      You keep calling out, "Oh Barack!" Throughout the entire thing   ü      It was shot with your cell phone camera, while you held it &nbs...
Posted by Roxymoron on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

Signs That Roxys/Youre In Love... Revisited

Signs That Roxy is In Love With You no longer speaks to you, acknowledges you, or lives in the same state she’s considering not sleeping with the other members of your band you’ve neve...
Posted by Roxymoron on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

Roxyanastan

...when considering your next vacation destination, try...   Roxyanastan   All mathematical computations must be done using Roxymath (always add an arbitrary number to all sums). Usin...
Posted by Roxymoron on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

Tips On Being a Writer (or Writers Blog)

  Develop a kind of loathing for life's luxuries.  Like food, shelter and human contact. Never underestimate the inspiration that a good substance abuse problem can provide. No matter ...
Posted by Roxymoron on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

Biggest Surprises on the JE Caribbean Cruise II

-  Turns out going down in a submarine can mean two things-  We were delayed 4 days when the Captain accidentally handed the wheel to Kenny-  We were tendered in Grand Cayman, and hamme...
Posted by Roxymoron on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:08:00 PST

The Worlds Worst Survey

-         If you could have dinner with anyone, what would you order? -         My shoe bottoms& -   &nb...
Posted by Roxymoron on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST

Stuff The Dog Is Thinking

?  Do you think they'll notice that the roast is missing? ?  Ah, Christmastime means to me...  indoor plumbing! ?  If I had thumbs I'd have killed you years ago ?  I can't bel...
Posted by Roxymoron on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:03:00 PST

Roxys Christmas Wishes

Just a clean shot at Rosie People to stop touching me 20 minutes alone with Daryl Hall& that's all I need& 15 if I've had a couple of drinks That I never met you, you bastard! To hang with that cool...
Posted by Roxymoron on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

Good Concert/Bad Concert&John Eddie Concert

The woman in the front row is topless  =  Good Concert She's your mom  =  Bad Concert She's also pantsless  =  John Eddie Concert     The good-looking lead s...
Posted by Roxymoron on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST

What’s Wrong With You?

-  You were born without a head -  You're still upright and taking in oxygen -  People stopped dancing "The Hustle" in groups at least 20 years ago -  Wearing pants on your head is...
Posted by Roxymoron on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST