Happy easter weekend. |
This is the most misleading blog title ever. Although i do wish u all a happy holiday weekend stick around 4 more.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:17:00 GMT |
Funniest Movie Line Ever |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:00:00 GMT |
Ticket Jingle |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rjZyA0niBAA little jingle
Here's a terrific jingle about the ticket girl whores I love!
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:17:00 GMT |
7 days 2 NYC! |
Friends, Family and the Rest of you-
It's 7 days until I leave Houston on the 20th to skip town for my MILLIONAIRE audition in NYC. I'm sure all of you attractive ladies that I have been working and d...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:17:00 GMT |
Joey On Luby's |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVLa7MLJg4c
why you should not be a server at luby's
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
Berner raps Lincoln Stinkin! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhrLRR4mPPs
This is the only version of my song LINCOLN STINKIN' on the Internet and I sort of messed up the words but ... what're ya gonna do.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
How I Will Save the World |
Hi everybody!
(And up yours to the whore at the bar who said I was too old to take home. I didn't have a crane or a couple of friends in the parking lot to pick you up anyway)
Since, everyone seems to...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:02:00 GMT |
more great advice |
The following advice is for people who are so fucking stupid that they do not even realize how fucking stupid they are. The rest of us can point and laugh at them and wonder why they don't have their ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:11:00 GMT |
misery loves company |
Hi everybody!
I've decided to start my own MySpace blog so that I can save the world and make everybody a better person. I'll help you create your own style, give you super advice and let you cry on m...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:04:00 GMT |
In Maude We Trust |
I have many things to say.
I will say them as I see fit.
If you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?
EVERYBODY ELSE.
I'm saving myself for later. I've probably already fucked you.
Love...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:04:00 GMT |
