Tim

Me? You actually want to know something about me?OK, but you'll probably fall asleep before the end of the next paragraph!Don't say I didn't warn you! Here goes:I'm just your ordinary average guy. I have a 9-to-5 day job as a Credit Manager for a regional material-handling equipment company, a hot wife, two beautiful daughters, two car payments, a mortgage, and carpeting that's badly stained by chocolate milk and wine.Other than that, I've done regional theatre, I'm a classically-trained baritone, I've composed, I play piano and keyboards, I've done video editing, I co-founded and ran a local Star Wars fan club, and I own what may very well be the largest private backyard movie screen in the United States. (Maybe the world. Dunno.)I can make a mean martini, I can sew like one of Cathy Lee's Asian sweatshop workers, and I can build anything as long as it's made out of PVC or vinyl.All that, and I'm the co-creator of the upcoming online puppet show for adults: Them Fucking Puppets. I'm also one-third of Inked Monkey Productions, the company that's producing the fleece-laden madness. Check it out at www.inkedmonkey.com and www.themfuckingpuppets.com (or www.themfreakingpuppets.com for those who want to share with their friends at work, their postman, their local radio station, their dealer, their parents, their priest, or whomever).Screw it. Watch the videos below. They're more entertaining than me drolling on about myself.