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ursula

it's not gay if you don't cum

About Me



can be seen in George Kuchar's The Fury of Frau Frankenstein wrestling glazed chicken from an emotional eater in a neon shell suit and teddy bear sweatshirt.With so many charming and sophisticated bachelors out there, i've been having a hard time keeping my mind on my mind. oh and ps. listen to my new band skursula, we are quite darling.

My Interests

leggings
farming
playing my cello
jewish gay boys
picking my nose
hot goth girls

Music:

kodaly
shostakovich
the boredoms
soul coughing
50cent
animal collective
dolly parton
laurie anderson
bjork
debussy
du pre

Movies:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Mallrats (any kevin smith movie)
porn

Television:

family guy
adult swim
jerry springer
jesus tv

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas
the story of the eye
white oleander
anything musicology

Heroes:

..
sir ronald kaplan

My Blog

how i got to be a princess

this is skursula's new song:   yesterday my friend said, "you look just like a princess." I could not believe him. was he talking to someone else? I looked behind me and in front of me. i looked ...
Posted by ursula on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:25:00 PST

perfect bird

once upon a time, there was a bird.  He was adorned with two perfect wings and with glossy, colorful, marvelous feathers.  In short, he was a creature made to fly about freely in the sky, br...
Posted by ursula on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

Nietzi

this is my child that i feed too much bacon.
Posted by ursula on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

windy cities are for cello princesses

Ok. Its final. Im moving to Chicago this summer. Im committing from tip to toe to this silly music idea....
Posted by ursula on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

ariel and ralph

  my dear brilliant lauren, thank you for staying up all night drawing my face. your stupid talented.   love ursula. ps... thanks for making my hair look  supa hot!!!!...
Posted by ursula on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

Night Stalker

  is it weird that im also in love with serial killer. I think im going to write a song about him... Southern Californian serial killer, into devil worship. Big fan of Australian rockers AC...
Posted by ursula on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST

my heart.

  We had spent three summers building the fort of our dreams.  My mother always said that we kept each other young, two girls caught up in a make-believe world which sheltered us from the i...
Posted by ursula on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

anyday

i will lean into youand you can be the windi will open my mouthand you can come rushing inyou can rush in so hardand make it so i cant breathi breath too much anywayi can do that anyday.I just wish i ...
Posted by ursula on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST

love makes me feel so dumb.

isnt it just like you to bring me to my knees in my brand new stockings while the cat is out with my tongue. isn't it just like you to bring me to my knees in my brand new stockings. love makes me fe...
Posted by ursula on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

I miss my ruby tuesday.

jeff and ron are officially lovers. i feel so out of the loop, no, no, kinda like the dorky girl in middleschool. They even watch oprah together. i did laundry for the first time in germany, sear...
Posted by ursula on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST