Paul Gilbert
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Nick Cave, Mike Patton, David Bowie, David Byrne, Depeche Mode, Les Claypool, Mare, Ween, Buckethead, Macabre, Devo, Botch, Tom Waits...and the list goes on...ending right about where GWAR is (gotta love that SHIT).
"Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris?! He doesn't compete anymore, kid. And one of the reasons, one of the MAIN reasons he doesn't, is me. He doesn't compete because I would kick...his...ass. Kick his ass!!!" -(Sidekicks)
"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck. ~The Chief." -(Fear and Loathing)
Smite me, oh mighty Smiter.