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Teledildonics 5ooo

About Me

Tune into WEVL 89.9 fm or listen online to the Memphis Sound Library on Fridays from noon to two. Ill be playing NEW Memphis music, Memphis musicians' influences, ripoffs and other musical oddities. Or lemme know if you got records you wanna send to WEVL for their Memphis music library. DO IT!
I have played, recorded or toured with Harlan T. Bobo, Viva L'American Death Ray Music, We Shave, The Limes, Lover!, The Arch Rivals, The Compulsive Gamblers, 68 Comeback, Jack Oblivian, Nicholas Ray and the Curious Yellow Orchestra, William Elliott Whitmore, the Hallways of Always (Jenny Hoyston from Erase Errata and Will Whitmore), ft(the Shadow Government), Coolzey, Skin Club, the Blizzards of Wizards, the Brown Recluse, Delorean, Tav Falco and the Panther Burns, Andre Williams, Daniel Johnston.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/22/2005
Band Website: http://towersofshowers.blogspot.com/
Band Members: Teledildonics 5ooo aka Spengler the Strangler aka Towers of Showers aka Showers of Power aka the Brown Recluse
Influences: The lowest brow:
Letting the headcases out on safari:
Rock and Roll. Soul. fake Fake Jazz. Tropical Rock Music. African R&B. 4Track Savants. Fringe Pop. NegroPsych. Prewar Country, Primitive Geniuses.
Steely Dan, Sun City Girls, Cluster, Faust, Neu!, Toru Takemitsu, Caetano Veloso, Terry Riley, Terry Reid, Shogun Kunitoki, Serge Gainsbourg's Cannabis sndtrk, Popol Vuh, Cosmic Jokers, Kraftwerk/Organisation, Sun Ra, Albert Ayler's "Truth is Marching In," Sonny Sharrock, Ennio Morricone's "Exorcist II" OST, The Miles Davis song "Rated X," Penderecki, The Rebel Ben Waller & The Country Teasers, Shelby Bryant's Cloud Wow Music, Kool Keith, Gang Starr, Daniel Higgs/Lungfish, Snakefinger, the Oblivians, Bruce Haack, Brian Eno/Robert Fripp's "No Pussyfooting," ELO/The Move, Giorgio Moroder's "Son of my Father," Glenn Branca, Glenn Campbell, Roy Montgomery, Growing, Swell Maps, Six Finger Satellite, X, Bad Brains, Syd Barrett, The Staple Singer's cover of Bob Dylan's "Masters of War," Bob Dylan's "New Morning" and when he was wearing that white pancake makeup on his face and shooting heroin and shit before going born-again, Red Shark, The Tall Dwarfs, The Clean, The Godz, Katey Red, Quintron, Korla Pandit, John Cale's Paris 1919, Iggy Pop's New Values et The Idiot, Lou Reed's Coney Island Baby, Nilsson, Roky Erickson, Kim Fowley's I'm Bad LP, Ariel Pink, the Kinks, The Pretty Things' "Phillipe DeBarge" bootleg, the Rolling Stones when on kief or LSD, not heroin, Karlheinz Stockhausen's "Helicopter String Quartet," Joe Meek, R. Stevie Moore
The Weathermen, The Weather Underground, Celine, John Fante, Charles Bukowski, Harmony Korinne's "A CrackUp At The Race Riots" and "Pass the Chicken, Bitch," Elmore Leonard, Jim Thompson, Henry Miller, Herman Hesse, Lords of Chaos, Acid Dreams: The Complete Social History of LSD, Richard Brautigan, Cormac McCarthy's The Road, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Werner Herzog, The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner, Klaus Kinski, Mel Brooks, Cassavettes' "The Killing of a Chinese Bookie," I Am Cuba, Suspiria, Man Bites Dog, I'm in love with Ellen Greene as Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors, Fassbinder's "Kamikaze 1989," Mike McCarthy, Coffin Joe aka José Mojica Marins, Detroit 9000, The Harder They Come, Peter Sellers, The Black Hole, Blade Runner, Sam Peckinpah, Warren Oates, Heaven's Gate, Terence Malick, Wim Wenders' book "Once," GIUSEPPE ANDREWS, Akira Kurosawa, Paul Schrader's "Hardcore," Straight Time, Coonskin, Dr. Who, Moebius, Heavy Metal Magazine, Dungeons, Dragons
Ill fucking KILL Rick Moranis to get to Ellen Greene. Ill punch that little pipsqueak in the fucking throat! Seriously. Girls, if you wanna get with me, BE this woman. Not kidding:
Please step on me Gena Rowlands style. Cassavettes, you schmuck, you may be a genius but I'd have to whip yer ass for that broad:
Sounds Like: Ed Wood producing Brian Eno
Record Label: Sangre Libre/Difficult Life in Mental Jail
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

VLADRM tour blog . . .

Parts One and Two are up. From this summer's Viva L'American Death Ray Music European tour. A journey into madness. Lotsa yuks. towersofshowers.blogspot.com/
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Contact information

I am currently in NewYork and will be leaving 2morrow afternoon to tour with Viva L'American Death Ray Music. Europe untill July 1st, then several US dates until July 13th. My new mailing address is:P...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:05:00 GMT

Pizza Girl and more new songs

Two new songs posted from yours truly Teledildonics 5ooo:   Pizza Girl: a Suicide tribute, what else? With a speck of Alan Vega/Jack Oblivian vox. I dont really believe in writing ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:02:00 GMT

No Country For Old Men - no shit!

  Face of Death, I laugh at you. I always love it in a movie when a character you've really grown to love is about to get his brains blown all over the back wall of some motel room, and instead o...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:03:00 GMT

The Toxic Twin v. the Yellow Baby

Farewell . . .
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Daniel Johnston Videos

The hours leading up to playing with Daniel Johnston were somewhat nerve-wracking, due to my own insecurities, I suppose. But once we were all up there it was really fun and Dan is totally cool. At on...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:05:00 GMT

Harlan T Bobo Video

I originally wanted to use my old Baldwin Fun Machine for the Dan Jonston show. In fact, we carrying that monster down a flight of stairs and took it across Midtown to the Hi-Tone with the intent of u...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:17:00 GMT

Fuzz Organ on new Arch Rivals Songs

The Arch Rivals (Quinn, Andrew, Alix and Joe) over the course of several weeks and several drinks asked me about adding some keys to their new batch of recordings.The results are STELLAR! I fuggin lov...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Best gig EVER 2: Electric Bugalu

Hey, I just DeeJayed the illest party in the history of parties or illin.' Yvonne threw a joint birthday party for this kid Marc Carlos, who she's mentoring (which is supercool), and Harlan "sweet 16"...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Best gig EVER: the Black Rabbit Jam Band

So the other nite me and Luke and Cort and Adam Kelley and Casimer E. Wasilewski, etc. went up to Candyland over there behind the house down the hill a little bit. I mean, it was my last nite in Iowa ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:41:00 GMT