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Campaign For Real Bread

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MAN IS BORN FREE AND EVERYWHERE HE IS IN SUPERMARKET CHAINS
We declare this to be the formation of a global campaign for real bread. Peoples of the world raise up your hands and come join us.
OUR AIMS
    The Campaign For Real Bread is a global protest against the increasingly low quality bread being forced upon us - the peoples of the world - by profit hungry corporations and immoral governments.The Campaign For Real Bread is a grassroots movement that agitates for the universal provision of wholesome, nutritious and artisan produced bread unsullied by motivations of avarice or control.Mass produced, synthetic bread is a cipher of the deliberate falsehoods and fabrications that are fed to us by self-serving politicians and greed-head corporate bakers every day.We shall seek to cajole and pester those that have it within their power to banish sub-standard and unethical bread from the face of the planet and to usher in a golden age of universal access to real bread.
OUR BELIEFS
    We believe that provision of real bread is a basic human right.We believe that mass produced, characterless bread is an affront to the nobility of mankind.We believe that the artistic and spiritual health of a nation can be judged by the quality of the bread on offer to its people.We believe that the governments of all countries no matter what their creed or ideology have a basic duty to provide real bread to all their people.We believe that bad bread is a millstone around the neck of humanity that must be thrown off if we are to unite for the common good of all mankind.We believe that a government that cares about real bread is a government that cares about truth, honesty and purity of action.We believe that the supply of homogenic, synthetic bread is proof positive of the expedients of capital being put before the benefits of nutrition and wholesomeness.We believe that all children should one day live in a nation where shops will not be judged by their market value of their shares but by the calibre of their bread.
JOIN US
    We salute the artisan bakers of the world. We salute the honest folk who strive for a just and pure world where all peoples can sit at the table and feast on the bread of equality and fellowship.We seek no rewards for ourselves and shun the trappings of publicity. Any person who campaigns for real bread and who advances our cause is our equal. Embrace the Campaign For Real Bread and go forth and spread the word howsoever you see fit.
OUR SLOGANS
    Wheat shall overcome!Crust say no to bad bread!Give us our daily real bread!Rise up for real bread!Flour power!Lets toast real bread!Embrace the daily grind!Real bread now! It’s the yeast we can expect from our governments!
Use your loaf – join the Campaign for Real Bread
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Mr Hamster Dragster remixes campaign theme song

Hi bread lovers Exciting news recently reached us here at the bakery HQ as it turns out that Hamster Dragster has recently completed a great remix of our theme tune The Campaign For Real Bread by home...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

Dan Lepard - Good Bread Dude.

"Good bread comes from an understanding of its nature. As a good gardener understands that plants are living things he cannot control completely, so a good baker recognises that the doughs he makes ar...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST

This Campaign Has A Patron Saint

His name is Michael Bateman a British food writer who wrote a book about real bread in 1982 and originally coined the phrase "Campaign For Real Bread" he died earlier this yearThis is what the guardi...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

Japan's Bread Super Hero

Yes.. known by millions of children in Japan..is...Anpan Man a super hero who it appears was baked into existence.See how Anpan Man came into the world by linking here...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:48:00 PST

Beautiful Naan From Peshawar

See the speed of these guys as they pile the bread out of the Bakery.. and every naan so beautifully fresh
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:58:00 PST

In Support Of Lebanese Bakers

We just wanted to show our support for our breadmaking brothers and sisters in the Lebanon.. we are now beginning to hear the first reports of bread running out in southern Lebanese villages a terrib...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:38:00 PST

Get Baking Boys & Girls

Here's a nice series of organic bread recipes for those of you who have been askingLink here and get baking
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:33:00 PST

Fairtrade banana bread

Saturday afternoon here at Campaign For Real Bread HQ and how better to pass time then to bake a batch of banana bread using some lovely ripe bananas we got from our local organic co-op yesterday. If ...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

Australian baker disputes folic acid proposal

Though hardly what one would describe as an artisan baker Australia's George Weston Foods are taking a step in the right direction by questioning the need to have bread adulterated with folic aci...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST

Campaign For Real Bread t-shirt

Thanks to all those people that have messaged us over the last few weeks asking about a Campaign For Real Bread t-shirt. Ever happy to oblige we now have one ready and for sale here. It features our l...
Posted by Campaign For Real Bread on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST