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Footbread Kenny

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About Me

Footbread is a tradition that goes back to Siberia in the 1800's. Miners who had their hands frozen in the mines, were put to work in the kitchens kneading bread with their feet for the townsfolk. As baking technology developed, Footbread was eliminated. Now consumers are forced to eat tasteless mass produced corporate bread. That bread is full of chemicals and preservatives to keep the bread fresh, but eliminates taste and destroys your body. And don't get me started on those bread machines! They are evil products that promote the use of chemicals and ignores the organic and health benefits that bread is supposed to provide.I have decided to bring back my ancestors tradition of Footbread to the Victoria area. But instead of using Miners feet, I will be using ATTRACTIVE MODEL'S FEET! And for an extra cost I will include a video showing the model kneading the bread with her feet.

My Interests

Selling my footbread at the Moss Street Market in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada.

I'd like to meet:

Let me repeat that FOOTBREAD IS NOT FOR ANYONE WHO HAS A FOOT FETISH !!! If you are a sicko into that sort of perversion their are lots of web sites for you. I am only interested in meeting people who are lovers of bread and feet. FYI, I am always like meeting women with attractive feet who would like to make footbread. I would also like to meet a Victoria Salmonkings hockey fan because I don't think any exist. Watching them is like eating bread made with athlete's feet and toenails.

Music:

Bruce Cockburn, Billy Bragg, Tommy Carson, Hey Marmaduke, just to name a few. (No I don't like Bread or Little Feet, so you can stop with the jokes!)

Books:

I'm booked regularly on the What The? morning show, Friday's on CFUV 101.9 FM.

My Blog

I’m Famous in Norway

Hello fellow footers!  I just want to thank everyone who stopped by and saw me at the Moss Street Market this summer!  I''m getting famous as I was interviewed by a Norweigan Paper and radio...
Posted by Footbread Kenny on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:46:00 PST