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Jennifer

I love you. But only in the general sense.

About Me

If you ask me to help you, chances are that I will. If you ask me what I want to eat, chances are that it's pizza or mexican food. If you ask me if I'm cold, chances are that I am. Plus I like pale ales across the board. I also think birthdays are good no matter how old you are and fresh mangos are worth the itchy mouth they give me.

My Interests

I recently bought a pair of rollerskates and am very interested in convincing the boy that it's a nationally known fact that skating in the house is one of the benefits of adulthood, allowed by way of paying your own rent. I am NOT interested in cedar trees or the survival thereof and AM interested in any sort of guerrilla warfare in regard to said trees. I also adore boys whose hairs stand on end in the morning. Important for people considering the addition of me to their list of friends: This is going to sound harsh, but it has to be said. If you are in a band, don't find me--I'll find you. If you are an aspiring porn star, take a women's lib class and a good look in the mirror. Nobody wants to see that shit.

I'd like to meet:

a dentist and a doctor who will work for free when it comes to me. and any potential sponsors of my life.

Music:

New Pornographers. And still Bloc Party. Doesn't matter if one or both become the new sound of Pepsi--I'll still be a fan. But lately: clap your hands say yeah. And anything Neko Case has a voice in. Hence, you might think, the New Pornographers. But I consider that to be different. By different, I mean that I don't think God meant for Neko Case's voice to be lumped in as a mere favorite to anyone.

Movies:

At the risk of totally discrediting everything I stand for, I have to laugh my ass off at every Jackass movie there is. The cheesy bastards.

Television:

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILIDELPHIA. Best show I've seen in a very, very, very super long time.

Books:

Lots of new ones to read lately! Very exciting...

Heroes:

Honey, the cockerspaniel who saved her person even though they had only met two weeks beforehand.

My Blog

On the Subject of My Page

It is not tricked out. At this point, I believe my non-tricked out page to be as punk rock as my non-tattooed body. It's so not rock n roll that it is. In fact, in comparison with my punk rock pals, m...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

BOYCOTT Top 8

OMG. NO LOL. ALJGOUWOEIJKDGD. I know that 14 year-olds are the newest myspacers and things have to evolve to keep up with the trends. BUT MY GOD. Seriously? Top 8? Is this what myspace has come to?? C...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

SXSW...

STARTS TODAY. New Pornographers are TONIGHT. Neko Case in two days. Oh my God, I just peed myself.
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:46:00 PST

Job

I'VE GOT ONE.
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

On the Subject of Music Festivals

I am never fucking going to another one. Aftershows, yes. Backstage, maybe. Full on field attendance, HA. Free tickets or otherwise can suck a dick.
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:12:00 PST

a song

oh my phone how for granted i mistook you and now alone i dwell in my solituuuuuuuude for now i seeeee how twas meant to beeee had alexander to the g b's mom never let him seeeeeeeeeee a fu...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Photography

Am I the only person in this world who doesn't take artsy fartsy pictures of myself? Cuz clearly I'm the only one on friendster or myspace... guess you'll all just have to deal with visions of me actu...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bug Bites Bite

I got three relatively bad spider (i think) bites and a bump on my head over thanksgiving due to very drunken hiking, parts of which were at night due to a need for additional stick burning in a very ...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yawn

i'm really tired of being tired all the time. i either need my thyroid prescription bumped up or a personal chef who doesn't mind doing the dishes. pills or a guardian...is that really too much to ask...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Itchy, Not Scratchy

Why exactly do itches happen? Not scratches, as there are a multitude of reasons for any sort of scratch and I certainly haven't got the time to go into such a topic right now. But itches must happen ...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST