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NormaLou

sometimes i do ..... but mostly i don't

About Me

I like mangos and I need to drink more water. I am a fairy princess - really I am. I don't really like people, I just put up with them because they exist alongside me. I am a workaholic and probably need to take more vacations. I don't care what you think of me. I love my family. I like to cook and bake and have some OCD issues with kitchen gadgets and plastic containers. I don't like ice cream or cake, but I love cookies and pie. I hate matching socks because there is always one missing and fuck if I know where the hell it went. I don't like spiders crawling on my face and I especially don't like the feeling of knowing that there was just a spider crawling across my face. I love the smell of etching ink. I like good art and admire creativity. I like people that speak their mind and most importantly the ones that have a mind to speak. I like funny people. I like silly people. I like laughing and am always giggling. I love music. I love creativity. I love my friends. I like to talk but am very reserved. I have the gift of the evil-eye. I cuss way too much. I enjoy a good game of poker and winning all your money :)
I am me. Deal with it.
DIE CAKE DIE!!!
Someone sent this to me for my birthday - my "TREE": Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.so, ya.. basically.. fucking love me or die.

My Interests

Art. Trying to find a cure for nasal congestion. Music. Friends. Black things. Shiny things. Fuzzy things. Things. Movies. Wind-up toys. Basking in the sun like a lizard. Humor. Math. ok I was kidding with the math thing. Secrets. Nail Files. Running away. People Watching. Looking at random profiles and laughing at them. Enjoying superiority over the stupid people.

I'd like to meet:

I don't like people in general - not that I am not a nice friendly person because I am - it is just that most people have nothing interesting to teach me, TEACH ME SOMETHING!! but I guess if I had to meet people I would want to meet - nice ones, funny ones, smiley ones, creative ones, smartass ones, talented ones. People that have an 'off' sense of humor and can laugh at themselves before I do!
I want to meet THE HOFF. Cuz he is cooler than you are.
I absolutely adore ____________________ (its a secret)
I want to meet these babies, because they are smarter and more intuitive than most people:

Music:

mmmmm music - I eat it for breakfast. Ask Seth.. he can tell you exactly what I like in music...and then right after he will spend 5 hours telling you why he thinks I suck.

Movies:

I love movies and movie popcorn.

Television:

nothing right now. Although it is providing wonderful output for video games at the moment. I am addicted to the Grand Theft Auto games.. I like running people over and punching the hookers.

Books:

I need to read more. In fact, I am reading right now - so shhhh go away. "Kingdom Coming" - Michelle Goldberg.

Heroes:

My cat Jasper for making it through an entire afternoon with his head stuck in the sink drain! Way to go moron! Jesus for pulling such a giant piece of wool from his ass. Oh and the guy that did these....(keep clicking...) Click the Enter

My Blog

Oh Joy... its my birthday.

Age... ugh. I did get a tortilla press which is awesome! Now I can make my tortillas faster and I don't have to roll them out by hand! I am such a good little Mexican.But Thanks to Everyone For the...
Posted by NormaLou on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

Spiders are my bitches

HAHA. I hate spiders. But these spiders are funny.... ...
Posted by NormaLou on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

luck of the irish

my new man...can't understand one words he says......
Posted by NormaLou on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

My ass hurts....

Ugh. Just got back from Jury Duty. I really don't mind doing it, not in the least - it is part of my obligation as a citizen and a voter. But what I do mind is sitting there from 7:30AM until 3:30P...
Posted by NormaLou on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

New Years Resolutions

Why we make resolutions is beyond me... nobody ever sticks to them anyway. Maybe they last for like ohhh 2 months?... 3 months if you are not that much of a lazy bastard, but I give a good resolution...
Posted by NormaLou on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

Peter Pan.. lives, breathes, and is a Gay Floridian

Ummm... ok. I don't really know what to say about this.. other than I find this guy REALLLL creepy. I mean REALLLLLLY creepy. I don't get it. I am stunned and curious and awe struck and freaked out...
Posted by NormaLou on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

gobble gobble

preparing for the family. it takes a few days to prepare for any family festivities - i am now 100% ready.so I came really close to losing both of my sisters. I had a slight emotional breakdown toda...
Posted by NormaLou on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:05:00 PST

ketchup

Taking a trip to KY. Little scared to fly into that airport on those tiny little planes after the incident but I am sure I will be ok - everyone on their guard and all. I just hate that they always ...
Posted by NormaLou on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

Death by Food!

Todays Death By _________ entry comes to us by the one and only Angelica who happened to find this most delightful tidbit right out of the pages of some horrific "Seven" meets Nicole Richie biography....
Posted by NormaLou on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

headaches and gay sushi

ouch. my head hurts. too much beer and strong-ass-kelly drink concoctions. first stop - halloween costume shopping. a complete loss. we couldn't find anything but tried on all sorts of fun wigs. fy...
Posted by NormaLou on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST