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Samuel

I am here for Friends

About Me

Do we really have so much in common? Or is one of us a chameleon? How about you be you, and I'll be me? mmmkay?
Great minds do think alike, but those on the short bus often share the same opinions as well.
I feel that there is little purpose in offering your opinion if you are only willing to discuss them with those who agree.
I'd much rather regret something I've done, than something I was too scared to do.
Thinking about death doesn't make one morbid, but simply a realist.
When one human calls another a moron they should generally expect a response of like kind and quality.
Don't always be up in my bitness. That's ebonics for please refrain from being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.
There is no condom for the heart - Some lady preaching about abstinence
You cannot teach that kind of talent, a gay wizard has to fuck it into you. - Southpark, or maybe it was Family Guy?
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.-Ghandi
Sure, you can't always judge a book by it's cover, but who wants to have sex with a book? -some comedian
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet up with them later!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My new crush(see clip below) - I love a chick that can kick my ass without weighing over 200lbs. (I do not endorse the lame music...unless you like it.)
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My Blog

Yes He Can....Pick Horrible Nominees

I really haven't understood the choices Obama has made with respect to his cabinet and now I am even more confused by his first selection for Supreme Court Justice.  Clearly Sotomayor is a woman who i...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 10:45:00 GMT

Obama may lose his nuts.

Is it really a coincidence that "Obama" and "drama" fit so well together?I'm certain that I am a bit more obsessed with politics than most of you, so perhaps I end up hearing about the Obama Drama of ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:56:00 GMT

Fuck the I-Dog

Well, I had a pretty nice weekend.  Mostly full of hanging out with the kids.  On Saturday we went and saw Wall-E.  It was a sort of cute, but mostly a  boring movie, with an inte...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:41:00 GMT

My wall of hotties.

Thanks to Veronica's list of hottest guys, whom I happened to think weren't so hot, I've been challenged to show my picks for hottest ladies so that she can bash em. This doesn't necessarily mean the...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:46:00 GMT

Michelle lightens up.

Awww, look at her, she looks so pretty.  It's nice that she's gotten that makeover to soften her image. The new eyebrows look fan-fucking-tastic, her hair is great, the makeup lightens up th...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:21:00 GMT

Countdown to 30

Clearly it's been awhile since I've gone to this space in my head.  I love to write whether it's creatively or simply to "blog" the meaningless drivel that is my life.  Yet, for one reason o...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Brooklyn - page 1

I was  on my fifteenth Wiseman Thanks to Jose, Jim, and Jack having crowded themselves into my lovely Maui shot glass for the fifth time. I will freely admit that I am quite the lightweigh...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:16:00 GMT

Dear Daddy

"Dear Daddy,     I love you sooo much. I hope you never ever die         &nb sp;         &nb sp;&...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 19:45:00 GMT

Young Love

Young Love   3am Young love walks into my hotel cafe hand in hand they stroll. He, with a scarf, which based on the weather would seem out of place if it weren't for his transcend...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:21:00 GMT

....but my kids are Awesome!!!

As an addendum to my previous blog I just thought I'd comment on how lucky I am to have the kids that I have.  So, parts of yesterday kind of sucked and I was a bit worn out at some point and e...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:03:00 GMT