The Great Vodka Experiment: Part 1 of 1 |
The great vodka experiment part 1 of 1 Hey kids! Growing bored of plain old vodka? Don't wanna drink that "flavored" vodka out there that tastes like lip gloss? Want something new bu...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:18:00 GMT |
Letter to Francesca on Conformity and My Concession to Contradict |
Dear Fran,The reason I can't go hear slam poetry with you is because I really can't stand it. It's all so contrived. They all have the same delivery and they all talk about the same shit l...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types |
But I like the way "dancing stereotypes" sounds better.I don’t write love poems. But I like strong feelings. And I like this poem. I’m so not goth. But I believe this poe...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:22:00 GMT |
Read my poem! |
The Betterestest Reality Show on Earth My grandma mails newspaper clippings to me from El Paso.They are tragediesor about the weather.This one is folded in half I see:"Arkansas mo16th child, re"I...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 16:59:00 GMT |
back in commission! |
approximately 4 fortnights after special agent operative kb's last drunken-biking-superhero fiasco said agent has since reinstated the life of previously wrecked 2-wheeled vehicle back to working ord...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:13:00 GMT |
if shel silverstein was a rasta that rhymed with the geto boys |
he mighta had a lyric like this drunken poem i wrote on mothers day: There's a Monster in My FridgeThere's a monster in my fridgeand he's been living there for quite a bit There's a monster in my...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 18:23:00 GMT |
dear ancestors who are ashamed of us, |
now vicente fox is refusing to sign the bill that would decriminalize small amounts of drugs in mexico due to pressure from u.s. officials warning that the plan could "encourage drug tourism." what th...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 16:44:00 GMT |
barrio children's rhymes |
here are some rhymes i remember me, my family and various neighborhood kids singing:
los vatos kick your ass
los vatos kick your face
los vatos kick you into outer space
(variations: los locos, or lo...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 13:44:00 GMT |
The best tasting thing ever |
i came home tipsy and put some raw almonds and coconut oil in my juicer and it made the best almond butter i've ever had in my life i couldn't even eat it with carrots i had to eat it alone it was the...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:50:00 GMT |
I busted ass jumping a ramp &going down stairs on my bike(don't play superhero drunk on 6th St) |
Living in a city called Austin
I received a concussion to my nogin
A bruise on my shin
A bloody ass chin
Now take me back to 6th for some juice and some gin
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:18:00 GMT |
