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Jeph

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About Me

I am...
a music loving, man-about-town by night. An active, "outdoorsy" and athletic type by day. A pseudo-tortured pseudo-intellectual. A movie geek. A philosopher and an anthropologist by birth. A clumsily social introvert. A romantic plagued by an analytical perspective looking for love (and finding only pleasurable diversions) in all the wrong places...
By the way, some of the pictures are from movies I've acted in. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. And for the record, I have NEVER owned a gun, though I have killed a man (or two).
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
You tend to thrive on your own, but you love getting affection
and attention from beautiful women.
And giving it right back to them!
Consequently, they all agree that you are a fantastic lover.
So much for silly (and easily modified) surveys.
You can also check out my ACTING WEBSITE my AGENT'S WEBSITE and now my IMDb ENTRY!
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My Interests

Making movies(!), hot coffee, cold beer, Indian food, tequila, Japanese food, live music, real Mexican food, NPR and PBS, running (very slowly), working out at Pure Austin (the exercise thing is a necessity just like eating and sleeping), acting and taking acting classes, chocolate, philosophizing, modern art (Duchamp and Man Ray are my faves), whiskey, outdoorsy activities, cannibalism, red wine, necrophilia, ya'know the usual stuff...Not interested in: sports (e.g. football, basketball, baseball, etc.), NASCAR, (most) Hollywood movies, music for the the masses, Republicans, people who drive Hummers, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Eclectic, creative and interesting people of all kinds. People making movies (especially ones that will pay me to act in them!). Beside that... smart girls who are also hot. Hot girls who are also smart. A diamond in the rough. Just one good one (or even a few bad ones). A tiny needle in a huge haystack. My "soulmate". People I don't have to explain myself to. I have no idea...

Music:

Art Brut, The Hold Steady, PJ Harvey, Magnetic Fields, Wire, Cheap Trick, Roxy Music/Bryan Ferry, Franz Ferdinand, Ladytron, The Fall, Joy Division, The Who (early), The Kinks, The Handsome Family, The Cure, Hank Williams (the first and only), Richard Thompson, Elvis, The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Husker Du, DEVO, Alice Cooper, Pere Ubu, The Stranglers, Mission of Burma, The Cure, Sons of Hercules, The Psychedelic Furs, Godspeed You Black Emporer, Iggy Pop/The Stooges, AC/DC, The Sisters of Mercy, American Analog Set, The Arm, The Ugly Beats, The Faint

Movies:

The Passenger, Wings of Desire, Children of Men, Il Conformiste, Jacob's Ladder, Short Cuts, Band of Outsiders (Bande à part), The Man with the Golden Arm, The Big Sleep, Sunset Boulevard, Easy Rider, Blood Simple, Network, Once Upon a Time in America, Harvey, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Wernor Herzog Eats His Shoe, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Seventh Seal, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Caddyshack, A Streetcar Named Desire,The Station Agent, Unforgiven, Midnight Cowboy, Happiness, Bringing Up Baby, Casablanca, The Third Man, Aguirre: The Wrath of God. The Seven Sumarai, Eraserhead, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, A Clockwork Orange, An Affair to Remember, Straw Dogs, Blade Runner, Road Warrior, Duck Soup, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Shane, The Exorcist, Apocalypse Now, Dr. Strangelove, On the Waterfront, Night of the Living Dead, Man on a Train (l'homme du train), The Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Rock and Roll High School, Nosferatu (original), Fearless Vampire Killers, La Dolce Vita, Strangers in Good Company, Elling, Last Tango in Paris, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, Spellbound (both of them)... Sorry, most new movies are crap.

Television:

The Twilight Zone (original), Six Feet Under (first 2 1/2 seasons), The Prisoner (possibly the greatest television series ever made), Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle (which is incredibly well done!), Beavis & Butthead (R.I.P.), The Civil War series on PBS (Television at it's pinnacle)

Books:

Middlesex, The Baghavad Gita, The Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, Zen Flesh: Zen Bones, Wittgenstein's Philosophical Investigations, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, The Illiad, Dante's Divine Comedy, something else high-falutin.

Heroes:

Albert Einstein, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Sergei Eisenstein, Rogers and Hammerstein, Dr. Frankenstein, Werner Herzog, D. W. Griffith, Jean Luc-Godard, Jean Renoir, Ingmar Bergman, and all the other women who deserve to be just as famous.

My Blog

Hey! New Curmudgeon Movie Reviews.

Current movies I've seen. The Will be BloodRating: *** 1/2Much ado over little. Day-Lewis rocks. Paul Thomas Anderson has written/directed good stuff (Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, see be...
Posted by Jeph on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST

Baring my Soul...

Ha ha! Made you look. You are so easily manipulated. What kind of idiot writes soul-baring blogs on myspace anyway?Does this blog make me look fat?
Posted by Jeph on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

Children of Men is incredible.

More to come...Or not.
Posted by Jeph on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

God, I love the sound of bag pipes. Joyeux Noël

Currently watching a movie called Joyeux Noël (and feeling misanthropic)...Joyeux Noël is a (mostly) true story about an event that happened in the trenches of World War I. On Christmas Eve of 1914, t...
Posted by Jeph on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

More evidence that (most) new movies are crap. Il Conformiste and Jacob's Ladder...

Bertolucci's Il Conformista (The Conformist, 1970). Holy f'n shit this movie is gorgeous. I can't believe it's the first time I saw it. Some critics rate Il Conformista on par with Citizen Kane. Now I...
Posted by Jeph on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

The Hold Steady

Odd that I like this band. They sound like a cross between Bruce Springsteen (eeek!) and Cheap Trick (who generally rock) , but they have great witty drugged out lyrics. Witness: yr little hoodrat fri...
Posted by Jeph on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

More Robert Altman.

I watched Short Cuts for the first time in a long time. Incredibly great movie. Altman meets Raymond Carver with a cast of wonderful actors (minus Lyle Lovett and Andie MacDowell).Lois Kaiser: Don't ...
Posted by Jeph on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

A Prairie Home Companion - Brief Review

A bit slow, especially with the musical numbers, but the acting (a lot of improv) was genius, as was the cinematography (stunningly long takes with incredibly elaborate camera movement), lighting (gor...
Posted by Jeph on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

Screw this Blog.

You really shouldn't give a rat's ass what I write in my blog. Blogs are the navel lint of the self-absorbed...My propositions are elucidatory in this way: he who understands me finally recognizes the...
Posted by Jeph on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:06:00 PST

Nacho Libre

Further evidence that Napoleon Dynamite was more overrated than Jesus Christ and that Jack Black will be Jack Who? in the very near future.
Posted by Jeph on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:31:00 PST