THE ONGOING ADVENTURES of THE PIRATE KING!
I'm a selfish, brainy Pirate who enjoys terrorizing the watery bits of world...charming lovely wenches in dangerous port towns, slaying Sea Monsters and, most heinously of all, keeping very late hours!
Ahhh, it's good to be the Pirate King! I'm young enough to want to do it often and old enough to know how to do it right!
When not actively plundering, pillaging and similar pirate-eque duties, I find time to indulge my creative side...
I'm a WRITER for the acclaimed musical comedy troupe, Esther's Follies--where I write songs and sketches for the show.
I'm a FILMMAKER. My most recent independent picture is the feature-length musical comedy, Z: A ZOMBIE MUSICAL. You can check out some of my short comic work at: YouTube.com/user/zombiejohn
Also I'm an ACTOR with more than two dozen plays and films to my credit. Most recently I appeared as a Gay Finnish Cowboy in the hit Dinner Theatre show, "Bubba and Babe's Backwoods Texas Wedding" at Patsy's Cowgirl Cafe.
I'm the MASTER of CEREMONIES for the award-winning Burlesque troupe, The Jigglewatts. As the MC, I keep the audience amused and entertained while the girls change into ever-sexier outfits. (Check us out at www.jigglewatts.com to find out about our next performance!)
Finally, I'm a Certified HYPNOTIST and work with a wide variety of people in overcoming obstacles and achieving more pleasure in their lives.
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My New Year's Resolution for 2008: I'm bringing Sexy back!
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