I'd like to thank the academy... |
Scorsese = 0 OscarsThree 6 Mafia = 1 OscarIN YOUR FACE! Posted by Don't call me white. on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST |
I could really use a Seth Cohen about now... |
I know you're not supposed to depend on others to provide you with joy and happiness, but its hard to break the habit of being a people pleaser and always trying to make believe that they're not just ... Posted by Don't call me white. on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:33:00 PST |
I'M ACTUALLY MOVING THIS TIME!!! |
I'm actually moving out, and staying out! CRAAAZY!
feb 5th-ish
you can bring me your house warming gift that may or may not include a george foreman grill to:
2022 N. Spaulding, that's gunna be t... Posted by Don't call me white. on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 08:38:00 PST |
It's the chronic WHAT cles of Narnia!!!! |
Lets eat steak and chicken tacos and tiny cupcakes all night, and drink wine and tiny bottles of pre made martinis, and watch the oc and talk about how sandy was so amazing that we would have rough an... Posted by Don't call me white. on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:49:00 PST |
Rob Schneider makes me happy |
so...
I'm at work today lookin at the days schedule, and next to this patients name it says "Addicted to sizzurp". So, naturally I look at Josette (cause honestly, who else would know what that is... Posted by Don't call me white. on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST |
Je ne sais porqua je t'aime la bierre! |
" People who are mediocore justify their mediocrity by putting others down. "
-Bernard Tapie. Posted by Don't call me white. on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:28:00 PST |
we're goin down down in an earlier round, and sugar we're goin down swinging... |
WORST NIGHT EVER....
meeting the fallout boy's now ex-girlfriend, fighting, ditching, crying, married guy molesting us, bad kareoke, PURSE with my whole fucking life packed into it STOLEN, crazy fucke... Posted by Don't call me white. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:35:00 PST |
Why its good to be friends with Cake... |
Cake doesn't have ugly friends, so if you're friends with cake you know you're not ugly.
Cake keeps your car from getting stolen.
Cake allows you to get a kiss on the cheek and let into the abbe... Posted by Don't call me white. on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:02:00 PST |
This year, to save me the tears, I'll give it to someone special |
Please let's not get into this tonightSee it's easy and it's what you likeDon't call me foolish 'cause I'm notJust be the lover when I wantIf I'm hated, well, it's not my fault, I swearNow don't you g... Posted by Don't call me white. on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:05:00 PST |
Doot doot. Pause. Doot doot. |
Have you ever walked in somewhere and really felt like you were in a movie? Like you go to this party thinking its going to be lame, and it ends up being 3 floors of insanity, and your dressed as a bu... Posted by Don't call me white. on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:24:00 PST |