Fuck Chores |
Fuck you, cleaning the fridge. How the hell do you get so dirty? I don't eat in there, I simply store food. What the fuck is that stain on the bottom shelf? Do gnomes have parties in here when I'm at ...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Hyenas are dicks |
Ah, the nature documentary. Ever since I was a kid, I've loved them. The subject rarely matters; they could be about lions or elephants or fish or birds or snails or ...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Midnight Serenade: A Vehicle's Tale |
My friend Adam recently wrote a stellar (thanks Chad) piece on the appreciation of percussive improvisation within the Latin American community. check it out As much as I, too, appreciate a...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST |
Visions of the Future |
"Donkey Kong" Tell me if this sounds familiar: A short, squat character must call upon his jumping abilities in order to rescue a Princess from an evil captor. If you're...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST |
At least now i have an excuse for being ugly |
When a guy asks for a beer you give it to him, no questions asked . This is a policy i was unaware of but will not soon forget. I work hard for the shit money i ma...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST |
mid twenties? yikes! |
Pops: Happy Birthday, son.Me: hey! You did remember! Thanks Dad! (earlier in the week he told me happy birthday to cover his ass in case he forgot)Pops: Ya know, Im having one of my good days wh...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:23:00 PST |
The First Rule of Fight Club is... |
Ironically, i don't think too many people were able to read this due to an over abundance of pointless drivel being posted as bulletins. So, i've taken the liberty of blogging it. Hopefully it will sp...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:47:00 PST |
Im Chandlier, i don't care WHAT Phil says |
The 1012 boys of north Ashland ave. have neighbors!! Girl neighbors!! Rad as hell to the max neighbors! This excites me more than most of you would understand. At least until i finish this blog. I...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:50:00 PST |
Dude looks like a lady |
I have an odd bunch of friends. Really odd. This dates way back to High School. Everything was about shock value and our sheer enjoyment in watching fellow students, and adults alike, take a step back...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 08:30:00 PST |
Why it's better to be a guy.... |
*****Moo: DO ME A FAVOR!!!!!!!
DrumsR4throwing: yes?
*****Moo: im this guy
*****Moo: and
*****Moo: BE MEAN TO HIM
*****Moo: he totally led me on
*****Moo: then like...was mean
*****Moo: ...
Posted by Johnny Brewery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
