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johanna

STOP TOUCHING THE MONKEYS!

About Me

I'm a hot little tomato with moxy... and you know how much you love tomatoes. My friend B. is a funny guy - watch him be funny:

(I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 )

My Interests

Having rhetorical philosophical conversations with my cats, touching Adam's right butt cheek, eating breakfast, laughing at people - not with them.

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Jefferson - My favorite friend

Music:

I'm a consumer whore who would give a small portion of my right breast (the big one) for an i-pod... cause I want the soundtrack playing in my head to be coming from an external source

Movies:

I don't always have the attention span for a whole movie... yet I could watch 40 year old virgin three times in a row... everyday... its like Ritalin for my eyes.

Television:

I have actually e-mailed Santino personally to ask him out for a drink with Adam and I... I like anything that promotes Truthiness

Books:

the ones with word pictures

Heroes:

My dad... no seriously.

My Blog

A few thoughts on being pregnant:

Tomorrow marks my 28th week. Pretty cool - cause at this point babies tend to be relatively viable outside the womb thanks to modern medicine. In other words: He’s still gooey in the middle, but...
Posted by johanna on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:39:00 PST

incommunicado

So, I've had a lot of time to sit and think recently, and I"ve had a bit of an epiphany:I am notorious for not keeping in touch with people. Not just random aquaintances from school or old jobs - we'...
Posted by johanna on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:47:00 PST

Home...?

Well, we're settled in at Adam's parents... Yes, thats right, we are indeed on the run from the law and can't stay at the same address for more than six months without incurring suspision.Its wierd. I...
Posted by johanna on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST

...

Punch in the face.
Posted by johanna on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

waiting

Spotting. Couldn't hear a heart beat. Ultrasound tomorrow morning. What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore And then run? Does it stink like r...
Posted by johanna on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

thoughts...

It occurs to me that this is the hardest thing I've ever done. Pregnancy is hard. The thing is, we do it, and we like it, because we end up with a child to share genes and unconditional love with. At...
Posted by johanna on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:41:00 PST

Home...

 In every stage of my life I have found a different way to define the word "Home". It has become for me, wherever Adam and my cats live. I think that will be the definition for a very long time. ...
Posted by johanna on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST

Knocked up...

 I find myself once again pregnant. This is good news. Yet I find myself riddled with anxiety. About money, about living in a concrete jungle with no trees or grass to be seen, but mostly about ...
Posted by johanna on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

memes are fun

This is an awesome series - I'm totally geeked for the movie! ...
Posted by johanna on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

My first myspace blog. By Johanna

I don't do memes... except for when I do....1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?Adam. If I'm with him already, then my dad, Maia,  Jen, or Lindy 2. When shopping at the grocery store, d...
Posted by johanna on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST