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Enid

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is better

About Me

"I'm taking a redmedial high-school art class for fuck-ups and retards"; " I don't get all these pseudobohemian losers."; "who are you supposed to be Cyndi Lauper" (People just dont get my fashion sensibilities.) I've moved away and am living in a secret undisclosed location which may or may not be on the North American continent. I have spent lots of time reading the complete works of Naomi Wolf and bell hooks and will soon be going back to school to create feminist post-art.

My Interests

Making fun of people, drawing lame cartoons, vintage clothing, kitsch, calling pathethic personals ads, torturing Josh at the Sidewinder, following around crazy people, being negative, fighting against everything the consumer world stands for, Don Knotts

I'd like to meet:

I dont really know who I want to meet on here because everyone on here is pretty pathetic anyway. I'll tell you who I don't want to meet: Melora, Roberta Allsworth (she screwed me over big-time), Margaret and her stupid tampon-in-a-tea-cup "found art", that stupid guy who hit on Rebecca at Seymour's party, girls with big fake boobs, people that go to the beach, pseudobohemian losers, the guy from Alien Autopsy, people with rat-tails, the guys at the zine shop, my boss at the theatre, the annoying guy in Masterpiece Movies, Doug, and of course MAXINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

The Buzzcocks, ", Devil Got my Woman", --pretty much any punk, indie, emo, etc... but I hate all those losers that listen to it too, I'm getting into blues, ragtime, experimental, and Indian music

Movies:

Ghaldaaj, Lagaan, A Clockwork Orange, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Porn (only because I like to make fun of it), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Television:

Like I watch that commercial crap

Books:

Daniel Clowes' Ghost World because it gave birth to me and no I don't get my angst from "Catcher in the Rye!"

Heroes:

Emily the Strange