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Shanona Ryder

not a real vampire... but you can cast me as one...

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Sarah Silverman, Parker Posey, Christopher Guest, Mary Louise Parker anyone that might like to cast me on Showtime... or in Christopher Guest's next movie... ha. No, I'm quite serious. I totally belong on the Sarah Silverman Program...Or on Shanonatime, my own network, where all the shows inter- connect. And I don't have to be on all of them... Why wouldn't they go together? They do. They should. And they will.I could integrate an entire theatre community if I wanted to. But who would want to. Would one want to? First I'd have to make my own company.With this I need some help. Some money. And some power. It all starts with my inner power. The power of listening to myself... Which I swear, I am doing a better job of... Sometimes. I listen best when I've got a microphone in my hand. Or something that resembles a microphone. A cigarette... a french fry... "a monster bong hit"Carl Jung, Mary Martin, Richard Rodgers...artists... people that like to listen... people that need to speak...people with more than five or six ways of looking...that better version of myself.

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WITH ALMOST THREE DECADES OF BOTTLED CREATIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS READY TO BURST IN SPURTS IN ANY MOMENT, I BEG OF YOU TO LET ME SPEAK. I BEG THE WORLD TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE, IF IT's NOT ME. BUT GOD DAMNIT, START LEARNING TO LISTEN TO YOURSELF. I KNOW IT's HARD. WHY DO YOU THINK I REMIND YOU SO OFTEN? TO REMIND MY WEAK YET LONGING TO SPEAK SELF. NO. I'm NOT AS WEAK AS SOME THINK, OR AS EVEN AS WEAK AS I SOMETIMES THINK. THAT's SHANNON SPEAKING. SHANONA KNOWS BETTER. AND SHANNON IS ON HER GOD DAMN WAY. STRUGGLING THROUGH CIRCUMSTANCES BOTH SELF- CREATED AND OTHERWISE, WE ALL SHOULD KNOW, AS ARTISTS ESPECIALLY, EVERYTHING IS A PART OF EVERYTHING ELSE... AND WITH THE MIKE OR PEN IN HAND, OR PERSON IN SIGHT WITH AN EAR THAT's OPEN, I WILL LEARN TO SPEAK... FOR THE FIRST TIME. THANKS TO MY FIRST "CABARET THERAPIST", FOR HELPING ME PICK UP MY MIKE. EVEN IF IT ISN't TURNED on... IT's IN MY HAND, AND SHANONA is TEACHING ME TO FEEL THE DIFFERENCE IN MY FINGERS.From the shadows of Sarah Silverman, the druel of Dorothy Parker, the toilet of a few misogynistic Meisner teachers...Shanona Ryder was born... The cabaret version of one of the most spirited people you'll ever meet. And she's oh so bittersweet.Her dream? To be "the Parker Posey of the cabaret world". And much much more.What the hell does that mean? What's cabaret? Ask someone who isn't a Musical Theatre major at some art school. Because this girl believes most know what they know and have a right to speak it. Regardless of their Sondeheim repertoire. God bless him.Although most know Shanona to be most fond of Richard Rodgers.Ah. Cabaret. Or rather Shanona's task... Cabaret Therapy. Have you ever gone on stage with the wrong costume? Cabaret is like that. Only you did it on purpose...

My Blog

Call for Gay Friendly Choir Director in Philly

I hear PVOP.... the philadelphia voices of pride, is looking for a new choir director.This is a great opp to work with the famed musical stylings of Rob Blackwell... and others.So, I suggest you all j...
Posted by Shanona Ryder on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:15:00 PST

my phone is broken

my phone is broken. if you need to contact me please email me [email protected] if you happen to have an extra verizon phone lying around that still works but happens to be collecting ...
Posted by Shanona Ryder on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:57:00 PST

nice people to re launch their fringe show

Nice People at the Prince Black BoxNice People Theatre Co...
Posted by Shanona Ryder on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:03:00 PST

Check out this event: Oh, Hush! (very fun)

Hosted By: Oh, Hush! When: Wednesday Dec 24, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90210United StatesDescription:Oh, Hush! Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Shanona Ryder on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:14:00 PST

Check out this video: the best worst vampire bite of 2007

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Posted by Shanona Ryder on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:55:00 PST

Patrick introduces new holographic technology

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Posted by Shanona Ryder on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:16:00 PST

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Posted by Shanona Ryder on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:10:00 PST