Derrick

MY STORY
, talking to kids about God
"ya get to BLOW UP Stuff"
http://www.bercasio.com/movies/dems-wmd-before-iraq.wmvI am a comic ( leftarmcomedy.com ) clever enough NOT to be vulgur. I started a sports league for adults ( iplayd1.com ). As a person who wears clothes, I created a small line of sports apparel ( thatfishthing.com ). I liked it so I am working on another one ( onug.com ). I Currently live in the South because I hate snow. However, I will never eat grits or say "y'all" and remain a proud Yankee.(Is it WEIRD to you that the only people that get dressed up to reinact the Civil War are the ones that obviously, um ...LOST?)
Speaking of moms, WHY did they always keep the cookie jar WAY up on top of the fridge, but the liquid DRANO right there under the sink with all the other... POISONS!!!
* I feel that if God was small enough to be understood, he would not be BIG enough to be worshipped and I try to trust him. You should too.
* the left lane is for PASSING, idiot!
Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not one in the freezer?
* I tie my shoes with one hand
Mcdonald's: does it trouble anyone else in here that we can eat at a joint where you can straight out order ...a "NUMBER TWO"!

*I guide tours for senior citizen travel companies.. . I do this to get comedy material, ...but old people are really cool too, AND I can tell the SAME JOKES on the way up and the way back...they don't remember, they think I am freekin hilarious.
*I like God, my family, true friends, my car, the fact that you are smiling, socks right out of the dryer, cruises, Sinatra, REAL NY Pizza, being on stage, people who enjoy life, golfing in December, The "Rigatoni D" at Maggianos, and, apparently..."quotes", (parenthesis), and the occassional run-on sentence. I cry at the end of Wedding Singer. Every time.
If after viewing this page, you like millions before you, just CANNOT resist the urge to write me and tell me how cool, good looking, funny, humble etc etc etc... you think I am, please, do me a favor,
...write me twice.