D.J.Dee Boy

ALL THINGS NEW AND MY LOVE D.J. ing"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is: Try to please everybody."

A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Mexican man turned around and stood up.He then said: "listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, " "When i grew up, i was BROWN, " "When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "When i die, i'll be BROWN." But you pendejo...." "When you're born, you're pink, " "When you grow up, you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun, you turn red, " "When you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Chinga tu madre, puto!!!If ur a real beaner pass this on to 15 tru mexicans u knOW