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...LEWK...

I never apologise , im sorry thats just the way i am

About Me


Me......
http://www.myheritage.com
hi im luke from sunny wombwell ive got a gorgeous crazy silly kisser of a girlfriend called charlotte shes luffly .... shes a vegetarian ... that means she eats about as much as a mouse and really doesnt like going into butchers .... i found that out when she went white when i went in for some BBQ shtoooof hehe sorry chazzle ...shes also a bit of a pooper but i still love her to bits awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
......im into car crashes , judo , warpaints and bondadge , my favourite colour is green and im quite partial to been spanked with a goat , I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am
Every now and again me and my friends go tumble drying which if you havent experienced you should seriously try it its great..but ya know what i say ... a day without sunshine is .... well night and for that matter ... at the end of the day it gets dark.
Also for all of you cooks that says a watched pot never boils .. yes it does ive watched !!!!!!
now im gonna use this bit to list some things i dont like ...
Zapp brannigan , olives , blu tak , rugby , greenflies , the smell of parmisan , brown bread , cleaning vomit , avacado , the ymca dance , ginger hair , care bears , the direction north north west , glade plug ins , hay bails , carebears , marlboro , peanut allergies , igneous rock , decimal currency , tamagotchi's , algebra , daytime tv , junk mail , pebbles , people that wear socks with sandals , one size fits all hats , stink bombs , frag grenades , variations , the letter z , coal , dungarees , waiting , chickens , burps , liver , girls that sleep with your mate when your working away earning money to spend on them and make them happy , my little ponys , pegs , fake tan , broken bisquits , frets , the little bits of glue on plastic flowers that is meant to be water but actually looks nothing like it , classical music , tomato juice , cats , busted , call centers , baby poo , H from steps , in fact any steps , any form of excersizing , my brother , cramp , golf , sperm , blood , sperm and blood mixed ...YUKK !... but ok if your in the shower , clowns , wasps , gravel , corrigated cardboard , the crafts making channel , circumference , woodlice , in fact any kind of random bug , plugs , tempereture , armpits ,

2 piece standard box

, lady boys..... i dont really but shhh , old men , tony blair , anatomy , telewest , when you get a condom out with the bar on and as soon as you try to put it on u go floppy ... not that its ever happened HA honest , sweat , crime , toenails , the way americans say doooood , shit and piss , bloody bogeys ... yes bogeys and blood , polotics , religeon , bollywood , my hair , fallen from view , society , hollyoaks acting ... nice birds tho , camp men , belly pork , buttercups , cricket balls , cricket bowls as well , mobile phone ringtones , copper wire , cigarette burns YOWCH , farts , eurodance , stools , twigs and birds nests' , dongles , pain , bbq sauce from afc , shekk heads , circumference , nutty goodness , carnivals , when theres no godamn toilet paper left , woodlice , underpants , kezzy super strength , rabies , lucents , burnt umber , wirey pubes , king kong , ferrets , pin stripes , candy necklaces , abbledy flowers , bookmarks , the taste of hairspray , corpses , rickerty chairs , pipe cleaners , stickers , carbon fibre petrol caps , campains , democracy , area 15 , sweaty feet , clip on coathangers , green biro''s , lemon curd , red pens , bic shavers , tapdancing , text thats hard to read , plague and mooncups .... what makes it worse is that at the end of the day they take it out, empty it, wash it out and put it back in again YUKK
IM ALSO A GOD AND HAVE AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS
Heres a few things that i actually do like
girls ,girls , girls.... ok i said that 3 times erm...alcohol , burger king , sunshine , figs , any kind of nut , pussy , boobs , girls ... ok il behave , chilli , large stacks of ad mag , myspace , fear and loathing , iron bru , a spoonfull of sugar , boxes of optional extras , crumpets , mackrell , beans , carrots , rat poison , final fantasy , music , dancing , womens tennis , compliments , ionic compound , pineapple , salmon , crabsticks , marbles , snickers ( marathons to you old cunts ) , perminant marker , insect bites , sand paper , fans , motorbikes , water , older women to be honest any females , french knickers mmmm my fave !!! write that 1 down ladies lol , sex toys ... i like using them on girls... HOW RUDE ! , oxtail soup , tomatoe soup , vegatable soup , to be honest just soup in general , bean bags , boxing gloves , megadrive controllers , rag - roll , arctic roll , old women with purple rinses' , sweaty bettys , climbing , showers , thimbles , terracotta pots , venus fly traps , skyscrapers , pylons , when a girl licks my balls ... ( did i just say that !!!! ) , butterflies , dead spiders , charcoal , baileys , apple sourz mmmmmmmm , king size snickers , daddy long legs , anything flat with a slightyly rippled underside , baked beans , boost boost cadbury's boost , crunchy nut cornflakes , the colour bruge , abundences of elastic bands and ambient twanging , custom exhausts ,setting fire to money , vhs , easy crosswords , eggy farts to be continued ... no thats not something i like it jus means to be continued !!! x.

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmmmm ..... maybe the ulimate warrior , bananaman ,gordon the gopher , margeret thatcher whilst she was on the nest ... with another woman ... if you can call her a woman ... maybe her daughter fuck i dont care !!erm....the guy who invented pot noodles ... fuck you rock my world !!

Music:

I like loads of different types of music mostly indie rock punk but i even dabble in a bit of dance trance maybe even hip hop and r ' n ' b if im not feeling very well .... ok id have to be very very ill haha but i cant stand some of it ..... i love my mates band the headliners there fooking shit hot and there a local band and are definitely worth a look so check them out

www.myspace.com/theheadlinersuk

Movies:

A QUICK TOP TEN FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD ! 1.SE7EN
2.FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
3.PULP FICTION
4.ANY HELLRAISER
5.GLADIATOR
6.KINGDOM OF HEAVENS
7.LITTLE NICKY
8.SAW 1 2 + 3
9.DUSK TILL DAWN ( only the original tho )
10.BLACKZILLA ( yes it is a porno )
A FEW MORE FAVES ARE ... OLDBOY , THE GUYVER , ROADKILL , THE RING 1 + 2 AND ALL ORIGINALS , NEARLY EVERY CHEESY HORROR , INCLUDING KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE , ALL ALIENS MOSTLY 3 AND RESURECTION , 300 !

Television:

42 inch plasma .... oh you mean what programmes do i watch oh ok erm.... simpsons , boxing , k1 , moto gp , outer limits , twighlight zone , buffy , american gothic , any cheap random soft porn and maybe even some cartoons ... yes .... random

Books:

i read quite a lot my problem is i seem to start about 25 books at the same time haha .. at the minute im reading bruce lees autobiography a book about a mobster called monster , fear and loathing in las vegas , a book about charles manson , the worlds most evil people , and IT by steven king lol maybe thats why my head is full of shit all those stories in one could send any1 mad ha .

Heroes:

HERO OF THE WEEK ....