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paulalmondo

About Me

hey im paul from barnsley i like big buts and i cannot lie , man utd ,goin out n getting totaly pissed wi my m8s,women,going to skegness with my grandparents , lifegaurds (only female ones tho ) stealing candy from babys , calling doigy baldy , wanking myself off with a cardboard tube filled with bubble wrap , peeling back the condom on peperami ... mmmm tasty ... although i am vegaterian , fat old ladies with big giros and a low pain thresholds , giving birth to baby poo's ... big ones are good too im jus a little impatiant , stripey shirts , friday at 1 o clock , the man who mimes on hollyoaks on a sunday morning , bits of carrots in sick , simon cowells bank balance , heather mills' leg , tie me kangaroo down sport and that bellamy bloke from down under.cat deeley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow, rodney trotter , whoever invented pot noodles GENIUS ! , god , stephen hawkins and his speak and spell , fat gay ponies , random objects that look even slightly like tits and timmy mallet and thats about it really ... oh and any porn stars ( female )Your results:
You are Superman Superman 80% Iron Man 80% Green Lantern 65% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 55% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Hulk 45% Robin 42% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

Interesting things of interest that interest me!

I'd like to meet:

Alex furguson and any past or recent man unt players,Avid merrion shrek,willy the whale off free willy,god,timmy mallet,grotbags and anyone that would like to meet me!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MR POTATO HEAD!!!!!!!!! .. ..

Music:

I like the arctic monkeys,killers,maximo park,view,supergrass,bloc party,the enemy,pigeon detectives,the twang,revrand n the makers,maccabees,the foo fighters,THE HEADLINERS(my m8s band check em out they're fuckin MINT!)kooks,Y.M.C.A , agadoo , scooby doo , wake me up before you go go,timmy mallets yellow polka dot bakini and dolly parton(s er TITS !!!

Movies:

SHREK,Scarface,goodfella's,godfather any gud gangster films,behind enemie lines,shaving ryans privates oh i mean saving private ryan!all pirates of the caribean AWSOME! teenage mutant ninga turtles,scooby do,my girl n dirty dancing!

Television:

man united matches,dragons den,any gud documentaries n the simpsons.

Books:

cant rea and wrote velly wel

Heroes:

mi bros n mi sis,Alex furguson and all man united, Timmy mallet,shrek,mi grandparents,superman and mr potato head!