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Too Far

Ever sick duck for coke, well I have! (I' seen him)

About Me

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!
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My Interests

Hal Johnson from Body Break... Soon he will die... Prison Break..... OH MY GOD... I love rubbing my eyes, so hard that I can't stop for hours.. I would stay home from work just to rub my eyes. I lose pay to rub my eyes.

I'd like to meet:

Really, I would like to meet Ali G, Tom Green, and a couple of adult stars, because you never know... you never know.

Music:

Anything except, Garth Brooks or Chris Gaines.. I hate you man! Right now, it's Hello Good Bye, Motion City Sound Track, My Chemical Romance, Dash Board Confessionals, the Transplants and always the Beatnuts in hip-hop

Movies:

Top 5: 1)Boon Dock Saints. 2)Fight Club 3)Good Fellas. 4)Blow 5)Half Baked

Television:

Prison Break and Lost of course. Yo Momma and I still like Seinfeld, duh. City Guys, with L-Train and Mrs Nobles... I used to watch teen NBC until I was 21... Call the cops.

Books:

Yah right! Fucken Books... I don't read.. I read the back of shampoo bottles when I poo.... Sham-Poo. I am serious, books and me are like fire and gasoline.. Give them to me and I will burn them. Fuck books... If your reading this then fuck you too.

Heroes:

My Mother.. No shitting here.... With out her stomach or my fathers nuts, none of this would be possible...

My Blog

Terrorists touched me in the bathing suit area,

Finally.... Fucken Terrorist come into our homeland.... Finally... You have no idea how I was feeling when I saw this....Countless hours of worrying and it finally paid off.. Everyone told me that thi...
Posted by Too Far on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 02:25:00 PST

Am I mistake? Or Fate....

My parents said I wasn't a mistake... But I know the truth... I came out and I saw it in there eyes....Lying commies......For heaven sake, I was living in the towel/laundry room..... I shared a room w...
Posted by Too Far on Sat, 27 May 2006 08:47:00 PST

Strangers.

Why Was I never offered Candy, a chance to pet Puppies, or see Sanata... Or Come Quick there was an a accident?  Why have I never been the Victim of a molestation?  I got nice Buns. If I wer...
Posted by Too Far on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:02:00 PST