Hey kitties! My name is Luke and I am an evil warrior pimp cat. The first thing you should know about me is that I am THE one and only alpha male. Accept it or I will be forced to pounce you into submission. I frequently get the midnight crazies so when I'm in attack mode you'd better run and hide. This includes all you furry ladies out there. I may be spayed and neutered but I still know how to rock all you female felines. I've even been known to make a few bitches (ie. female dogs) drool and pant. I love wet food! I absolutely refuse to eat dry food. I had to teach my owners this by starving myself until it was wet food night. I also have found a new love for cheetos. That bastard Cheeta was right about them being dangerously cheesy. I make sure to get no less than 18 hours of sleep a day. While I'm awake I love basking in the sun and having my long black fur brushed. I am very mischievous. Everynight I find success in whining outside my owners door until they let me sleep in their bed with them. I always make sure my comfort takes precedence. I will go as far as continuely stealing their pillows in the middle of the night. This is done by trying to sleep on their face until they give up and let me have the damn pillow all to myself. Recently I have been on a mission..... please see first blog entry for more details.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? An evil black cat
What is your name? Luke
What other nicknames do you have? Lucas cat, Fluffer, Lucas McFluffy Pants, evil warrior kitty, Lukie, Fuzzy little baby
What is your favorite treat? wet food!
What would your owner describe you as? The coolest cat on earth
What is the funniest thing you have done? I have done so many funny things, I can't remember them all....
What is the bravest thing you have done? I ran out the front door and hid outside on my owners roof for a few days.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? sometimes but recently I just like to sleep
Are you friendly? yes
Are you overweight? No but I appear to be from all my fur
Do you like warm milk? no
Do you eat cheese? only cheetos
Do you eat bugs? no, I just like to fuck with scorpions
Do you live with other animals? yes.....*sigh*
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? the house looking outside
Do you like to exercise? no
Do you like car rides? hell no!
Do you get into stuff? I just ruin couches
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? of course!
Do you like to swim? god no!
Do you chase laser pen dots? I'm not that stupid
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? of course!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
