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Joan Rivers

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Joan Rivers, whats to tell? Can we talk? Okay darlings, heres the deal. I'm willing to give away all my greatest beauty secrets and anything else your little hearts desire. Just "Ask Joan Rivers" Role-Play, not real Joan.

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My Interests

Fashion, Manischewitz, Being Jewish, New York City, TooJay's, Wearing too much Jewelry, E!, QVC, Hating the French, Boca, Acting Rich, Complaining about how hard it is to get good Help these Days, Myspace, Apple Computers, My iPod, Frozen Foods, PLASTIC SURGERY!&hearts, Trying to Live Forever, World Domination!&hearts, Tiffany & Co., Louis Vuitton, Butter.

I'd like to meet:

God; Boy does he need some style tips! And any of those A-List bitches so I can tell them how ugly their clothes are.

Music:

The Black Eyes Peas&hearts (Damn I love them bitches), Klezmer, Hanukkah Music, Cascada, 50 Cent, Bach, My Chemical Romance.

Television:

Joan Rivers Show, QVC, Food Network, Tech TV, CNN, Al Jazeera, Fox News.

Heroes:

My lovely daughter Melissa because I'd kill for her figure. I mean come on, shes gorgeous!