Chuck Norris movies, redheads with large dumplings, going commando under my robe, Iron Chef, prank calling little nancy-boys, reading James Joyce, founding member of Don Rickles fan club, watching Canadian Parliament on C-Span, throwing green jello at visitors, and listening to my favorite band: Kill General Tso.
Margaret Cho, Charles Nelson Reilly, Joey Fatone, Condoleeza Rice, The Big Show, Oprah Winfrey (so Feng can poke out both her eyes and round house her chubby face), but most of all just one single American who isn't a pathetic nancy-boy.
Jewel sing really bad and her smile look like a Jack O'Lantern, but she have pretty nice rack.
The Last Dragon, Death Wish 2, Fists of Fury, Out For Justice (Steven Seagal's best) Karate Kid 3 (that Miyagi so pathetic he couldn't even close the deal), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Feng wish Corey Feldman get more work), Breakin' 2 The Electric Boogaloo, The Great Muppet Caper, and best movie of all time Big Trouble In Little China.