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Mr. Feng

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me



*Feng will ALWAYS answer. But if Feng really really like your question, Feng will draw you into comic and put in blog for world to see. WARNING: Feng might draw you to look stupid stupid...or really really good looking.

My Interests

Chuck Norris movies, redheads with large dumplings, going commando under my robe, Iron Chef, prank calling little nancy-boys, reading James Joyce, founding member of Don Rickles fan club, watching Canadian Parliament on C-Span, throwing green jello at visitors, and listening to my favorite band: Kill General Tso.

I'd like to meet:

Margaret Cho, Charles Nelson Reilly, Joey Fatone, Condoleeza Rice, The Big Show, Oprah Winfrey (so Feng can poke out both her eyes and round house her chubby face), but most of all just one single American who isn't a pathetic nancy-boy.

Music:

Jewel sing really bad and her smile look like a Jack O'Lantern, but she have pretty nice rack.

Movies:

The Last Dragon, Death Wish 2, Fists of Fury, Out For Justice (Steven Seagal's best) Karate Kid 3 (that Miyagi so pathetic he couldn't even close the deal), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Feng wish Corey Feldman get more work), Breakin' 2 The Electric Boogaloo, The Great Muppet Caper, and best movie of all time Big Trouble In Little China.

My Blog

WHY IS FENG SUCH A BAD A$$ MOTHER F**KER???


Posted by Mr. Feng on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:20:00 PST

WHO IS NEXT TO GO BALD?


Posted by Mr. Feng on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

WHY DO PEOPLE TREAT WAITERS LIKE CRAP???


Posted by Mr. Feng on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK???


Posted by Mr. Feng on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:18:00 PST

FENG and CLARE (Joey Fatone?)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

FENG and LARRY(Condoleeza Rice???)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

FENG and KERRY (Justin Timberlake CD?)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

FENG and JARED (Jack Black?)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

FENG and VITO (Rocky 6?)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

FENG and MIKE (Costumes and Penguin Meat)


Posted by Mr. Feng on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST