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Jack

Now I'm as cool as a 15-year old girl!

About Me

The only thing more boring than me is my stupid Myspace profile. Now go away.

My Interests

News, Politics, Skiing, Surfing, Biking, SCUBA Diving

I'd like to meet:

Yes, I do like meet. It's tasty.

Music:

Bjork, The Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, BT, , The Chemical Brothers, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Citizen Cope, Cream, Danny Tenaglia, David Morales, David Waxman, De La Soul, Death Cab for Cutie, Dido, Fru Boogie, Fatboy Slim, Ferry Corsten, Fine Young Cannibals, Jungle Brothers, Jurassic 5, KRS-One, Led Zeppelin, The Lightning Seeds, Ozomatli, Paul Oakenfold, Pete Tong, The Postal Service, Prince, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, Sandra Collins, The Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, A Tribe Called Quest, Violent Femmes, Wolfmother

Movies:

Airplane, An Affair to Rember, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Citizen Kane, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Dirty Work, Dumb & Dumber, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Friday, Garden State, The Godfather, Groundhog Day, Half Baked, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Hoosers, It's a Wonderful Life, The Jerk, Mallrats, The Matrix, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Remember the Titans, Requiem for a Dream, Slapshot, Spaceballs, The Thomas Crown Affair, Trainspotting, A Walk to Rember

Television:

24, Chappelle's Show, Charles in Charge, The Cosby Show, Family Guy, Full House, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, The Late Show with David Letterman, MythBusters, Tough Crowd, The Simpsons, SportsCenter, South Park, Your World w/ Neil Cavuto

Books:

The Closing of the American Mind (Bloom), How to Win Friends and Influence People (Carnegie), The Millionaire Next Door (Stanley, Danko), One up on Wall Street (Lynch), Think and Grow Rich (Hill)

Heroes:

Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, Matthew Broderick, Bill Burr, Dick Cheney, John Derbyshire, Adam Ferrara, Jim Gaffigan, Jonah Goldberg, Alexander Hamilton (R.I.P.), David Hasselhoff, Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.), Jeremy Hotz, Irving Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Stephem Lynch, Norm McDonald, Chuck Norris, Jim Norton, Opie & Anthony (spread the virus), Conan O'Brian, Ramesh Ponnuru, Colin Quinn, Ronald Reagan (R.I.P.), Brian Regan, Bob Saget, Antonin Scalia, Mr. T, Rich Vos

My Blog

Happy Birthday. I Hope You Go Deaf.

So it's my birthday tomorrow. Nothing like a good excuse to get hammered with my friends (read: take shots of grain alcohol while watching late-night M*A*S*H reruns alone). We're even having a big bir...
Posted by Jack on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

Love Myspace. Hate Myself.

So, as you can obviously see, I finally put together a Myspace profile. I finally gave in. For the past 5 years, I've been screaming (usually loudly and always to myself) about how much of a digital w...
Posted by Jack on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:18:00 PST