I Had A Dream Last Night... |
...that I met George Clooney at a pool and he fell in love with me. I was pretty disappointed when I woke up this morning. Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:30:00 GMT |
Letters To Santa... |
Deer Santa,I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boyall yeer. Yer Friend, BillyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so... Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:30:00 GMT |
O-H-I-O!!! Rules For Buckeye Fans... |
RULES FOR BUCKEYE FANSNever agree to get married on a Saturday that Ohio State is scheduled to play football. There are typically 40 other frickin' weekends to choose from. Make him/her choose on... Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:00:00 GMT |
You Know You're From NYC When... |
You Know You're From New York City When...
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can ... Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:30:00 GMT |
Dear Britney Spears... |
Buy some panties. Seriously. Victoria's Secret, 5 for $25, ya can't beat it. No one wants to see your va-jay-jay. Love,Jenni(Friends: If you don't know what I'm referring to, click the link below. As ... Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 15:30:00 GMT |
HALLOWEEN PICTURES!!! |
THE GANG...THE GIRLS...BLESS US FATHER FOR WE HAVE SINNED...A.P. AND I WITH A BUNCH OF BOYS WHO ARE GOIN' TO HELL...CANDY SABER AND LILLIE MCPHERSON...HI. WE'RE WASTED...WHERE THE HELL'S THE STRAW?!?!... Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:30:00 GMT |
Kenny Chesney On 5th Avenue... |
... Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:15:00 GMT |
Celebrity Look-Alikes... |
I tried a bunch of different pictures - Petra Nemcova came up a lot, which I guess is a compliment since she's a freakin' supermodel. Strangely enough, no Jennifer Garner. Hmm...Give this a try, it's ... Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:00:00 GMT |
Ladies & Gentlemen Of The Class Of '99... |
I heard this many times on the radio in the weeks leading up to my high school graduation in 1999, but I appreciate it a lot more now. Enjoy!
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '99...WEAR SUNSCREEN... Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:30:00 GMT |
The 5 Star Hangover... |
Found this on my friend Krystle's page. Frickin' hilarious. Enjoy!
One Star Hangover ( * ):
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well, however, you are stil... Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:45:00 GMT |