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Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva)

NEW WORLD CHAOS. ...Deal...... with it.

About Me

Looking for the next big thing in electric guitar and bass technology and a dynamic extension of instrument capabilities on all levels - tone performance, acoustics, ergonomics, overall action,clarity,resonance,sustain and frequency response? Did you know that most of what is presented to you, the player, by most of the guitar and bass industry as cutting edge state of the art is archaic 50s technology? Did you know that most of the industry has no interest whatsoever in dynamic new music developments because they don't want to take any form of market risk or expend money and effort for progress when they can easily do nothing at all and maintain big profits by promoting the status quo - and how gullible most players have been in embracing the top brands as cutting edge when in fact there is so much breakthrough technology available that is light years ahead of them - but refused by this very complacent industry? The truth is that incredible new technologies far beyond the market do exist but never see the light of day because it is nearly impossible to get corporate support for progress. I am a promoter and guitar and bass designer working in collaboration with a German company who has developed astounding new technologies based on the application of physics which dynamically extend all dimensions of instrument performance, alleviate all issues with tone warping and deadening and climate control problems, and enable a pre-engineering of instrument tone spectrums from infinite new potentials of tone, acoustics and resonance performance. We are in search of an investor willing to take a one time risk to bring about a very profound innovation in electric guitar and bass technology that makes current industry standards, by comparison, obsolete. You absolutely must check it out live to understand the extent of performance improvement in all dimensions of your playing experience. The technology can also be applied to other types of string instruments as well as drums and percussion. Initially there was much skepticism to such a dramatic series of new developments, but the performance of these instruments speaks for itself and now there is increasing interest. Hopefully soon a mass marketing. BassLab is the developer of the technology. BassLab will maintain its current pro elite line. My designs will be used to showcase the new technology in the popular mass market. Traditional designed models with the new technology will also be available. ******************************************************** CHECK IT OUT LIVE in the video below... (Note that the real color of that guitar is a bright citrus orange - got distorted in the video - BL would never use colors this lame.)(The design you see here and those on the website are not mine - mine exist right now only as sketches but will be used for the future popular market line.A few of my designs are featured on the slideshow on this page.Patents soon pending...)THE BASSLAB WEBSITE: http://www.basslab.deHi...My name is Monica and I guess I'm 42 now but not really coming to terms with it - and haven't had to yet because most people always think I'm much younger than I am I'm certain something has to change now with human aging because I'm totally not into it. I'm still struggling to adapt to "adult" life and from time to time try to embrace some form of normalcy but...well...it never did feel the same way about me.My other interest is of course playing and I'm getting back to that a lot more seriously now. I'm into all forms of jazz - retro 50s-60s, Paris, nu-jazz, experimental, strange retro film noir soundtracks, new hybrid fusions, etc. I'm interested in new music from other dimensions. Except when I'm just an aging garage punk. ============================================================ == Lately I've been getting a lot of questions re: "What does it mean when you say you're a reptilian?" Exactly that. Not the mundane variety you find in your gardens but a more highly evolved cosmic reptile whose only concerns are: sonics, sex and survival. We're known to be quite tactless, unable to suffer fools or the uncool or posers or bad art in any form and will aggressively respond when threatened by any of these conditions. Our brains lack any capacity for tact or subtlety although humans continue to try to hold us accountable to develop them - we will not as it is for us entirely unnatural. We've descended to the earth from superior places in the universe, gradually inhabiting earth's underground, mostly unnoticed. Soon we will peacefully but unequivocally take over and transform the earth into a much more intense,more hip, more sensual and sonic new world.Reptilian musicians will transport the world from its current entropic de-evolved state to a more intense, enlightened and higher wavelength. This will not be violent as we act entirely through hypnotic powers gradually reprogramming the collective unconscious. There is no need to fear. Surrender...._______________________________________________ __________________THE MUSICAL UNDEAD Increasingly important topic. The ultimate music derives from the intersection or reconciliation of this world and the world beyond. And the original, most primal purpose of music is to bridge these two seemingly opposite realms of existance to find a higher order of being, the realm of the gods. This most urgent experience and purpose of music is for the most part lost today and must be recovered. The essential purpose of music is a channel from a higher energy wavelength or frequency to transmit a dynamic creative power and a power of love which,through an automatic chain reaction,creates a synchronicity of healing and upliftment in the world. It's also a key source of vital life force and being necessary for ultimate survival. There are various musicians who have crossed over to these other dimensions and now want to provide inspiration from beyond to infuse new creative energies and potentials into this world and unite,uplift,heal, evolve and intensify the human experience through the inspiration of the medium of music. If you can open your "third eye" or psychic perception, you will begin to tap into the other worlds and through interaction with various beings there, or simply a shift to connection with more intense wavelengths of energy and awareness and being, open the door for this world to entirely new dimensions of experience. If you can connect your creative powers to this higher wavelength you will be surprised at the music you will discover and its positive creative effects in the world. All musicians like to play out, but I would also ask..."Have you ever played IN?" ___________________________________________________________ Sorry but I don't have a digital camera to post pics or the right computer compatible stuff to be able to post mp3s online. These things never make it to the top of my gear wants list because lots of other cooler things do - but eventually they will and I'll post them. Until then please enjoy the complimentary insect porn in my default profile images. ____________________________________________________________ _____________________________THE WAR ON HUNG-UPNESS>>> I've declared a personal war on hung-upness, the state of being that is unhip, uncool, unnatural and attempts to suppress all that is progressive, pleasurable, creative, and uplifting. And I welcome all who want to join that war to refuse the ongoing attempt to impose a military state and neo-fascism as a way of life. Your mission should you choose to accept it is the dismantling of global systems of mass hung-upness.Don't vote for or take direction from anyone whose first sexual experiences were with farm animals. And don't let them in any way deter you from doing your thing that is hip and happening and positive and part of the solution and not the problem. Don't allow yourself to be scared or misled into giving up your basic rights or moral integrity or lifestyle of choice. Open your eyes and look beyond the greed, hate, stupidity, political corruption and wrongdoing. Look beyond the essential creative, intellectual, emotional, erotic, cultural and situational decay that is the result of a social structure based on greed, fear and egotism - and find the courage to make something happen from all that lies beyond._____________________________________________________ _____________________________________"Tyranny comes more naturally than art to mediocre men."(Albert Camus) "Our music is a secret order." (Louis Armstrong)WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET: 1. Other cool and far-out musicians. 2. Co-conspirators in The War on Hung-Upness. 3. Scandinavian men who want to pamper and worship me. 4. Anyone smart enough to invest in nano-composite tone engineering technology.MySpace Backgrounds.. <a href="http://<br /><br /><p><a href='http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n112/rseidmann/?act ion=view&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp ;amp;amp; amp;amp;amp;amp; amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp ;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp ;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; amp;amp;amp;amp; amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;current=teamdarwin.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n112/rseidmann/teamd arwin.jpg' border='0' alt='Photobucket'></a></p>

My Interests

guitar+fx,experimental music,the unknown/forbidden, the elusive edge... ..

I'd like to meet:











Another BassLab Demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tZCqXHUvU8

Music:

retro modern 50s-60s jazz, alternative jazz fusion,Paris jazz, experimental,strange soundtracks,Turkish,Moroccan and Middle-Eastern. uY29t" src="http://i110

Movies:

Bergman Lynch

Television:

TV is a virus.

Books:

Albert Camus, Herman Hesse, Jack Kerouac, Carl Jung, Oscar Wilde,Manly P. Hall,Stendahl, Andre Breton, Rumi, Balzac, Baudelaire,Edred Thorsson,A.E.Waite, etc.

Heroes:

anyone who takes a stand for what is right or who has the guts to be innovative, passionate and cool in this mostly lame, Puritan, corrupt and entirely commercial world.



Donate now and kick Pelosi's Neo-con scum ass out of there!

My Blog

BassLab Standard V (5 String Bass)

For more info, drop me an email here at MySpace....
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:37:00 PST

I'm Gonna Laugh You Right Out Of My Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szbOlmbkDz4 (Sue Raney - 1963)Not heartbreak. Not laugh so hard I cry. Just laugh.Ha! Ha!....Goodbye!...
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:07:00 PST

Thai Dance - 4 Regions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3rmxO_UlY0 ...
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:58:00 PST

Thai fingernail dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFtlID0nAw ...
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:57:00 PST

Refuse the Real ID Card!

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Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:26:00 PST

Stratusphunk (George Russell) - The Subject Is Jazz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUAfV7VtsCo ...
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:36:00 PST

Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Frank Zappa)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEzVYsNwFA0 Fast forward to 5:15......
Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:54:00 PST

Latest from BassLab 2...

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Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:21:00 PST

Latest from BassLab...

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Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

JuJu the Cat

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Posted by Monica (Reptilian Guitar Diva) on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST