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Crucified Barbaras....... Cinderella to Rock Queens story started in the streets of Stockholm back in early 1995.
Four very young Swedish girls outta control in their Youth now brought together by the same Lust to go wild for Hard Rock & Metal .
With there Alter ego Stage names spread across the stage that even the DaRKNESS cant sniff up such as the Lead Guitarist and Black headed 6 ft Motherfukker Vixen - Mia Coldheart , The Calm before the storm Guitar lightning bolt of Klara Force,The Watchful Eye in the Dusk of Bass - Ida Evileye and the Teen Punisher of all things Sweet is Nicki Wicked - Drums
Crucified Barbara are some dam hard driven girls whilst expressing anger in their own musical identity, there biggest passion and dream is to rock the heart out of the audiences around the world with charm and find a way into peoples PARTY HEARTS! and there doing it !!!
Crucified Barbaras debut album In Distortion We Trust was released in early 2005, worldwide by the GMR Music Group and in North and South America -U.S.A by Liquor and Poker May 3oth 2006
Losing The Game" first single - went straight up to no. 8 on the Swedish Charts & The video was also a Top 10 in the Swedish Video charts.
Rock'n'Roll Bachelor -2nd single was up next the video (made and directed by the girls themselves!) , got the same fantastic reaction!!!
Play Me Hard - 3rd Single and Video is just now released !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Badges of Honour :
Mia Coldheart has been voted no 10 Best Female vocalists by the reader of Hard'n'Heavy! Magazine
NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR 2006 Sweden National Rock Radio
Live to Air on Swedish ZTV with radiosingle Rock'n'roll Bachelor!!! The show is also visited by Mikkey Dee... MOTORHEAD at which
he could not resist to join the girls behind the Drums !!!!!!
The Girls signed a Publishing Deal with well renowned and respectable Warner/Chappell Music
Guns n Roses ( 2006 reformation) Tour Support in ITALY
Played The Famous Download Festival at Donnington, U.K summer of 2005 alongside the likes of Black Sabbath, Velvet Revolver and System of a Down.
Hand picked to tour Scandinavian in March 2006 by In Flames and Sepultura .
Supported Def Leppard , Whitesnake, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent , Wasp, The Sweet and Arch Enemy through Europe and Scandinavia .
Played ROCK HARD FESTIVAL Germany 2006
Tv promotion
The video for Losing the Game , Rock'n'Roll Bachelor & Play me Hard
is on rotation
Rage Tv ABC Australia
Channel V - Australia
Channel 31
MTV Brazil.
Scuzz TV in the UK.
VIVA PLUS Germany
ZTV in Sweden
Press Reviews "
(CLASSIC ROCK MAGAZINE )- by Geoff Barton
Bend me, shake me'.. Four females from Stockholm with crazy names and a fine line in bone-splintering guitar action. It's almost too good to be true.Way back at the turn of the 80s, South London all-gal band Rock Goddess came up with a song called 'Satisfied Then Crucified'. Now it's time to celebrate the arrival of a new mob of femme-metallers who're turning that title neatly on it's head. Because such is the impact of 'In Distortion We Trust', we've ended up Crucified... then Satisfied.We knew we were going on to a good thing as soon as we saw the names of these Stockholm sirens,: Mia Coldheart, Nicki Wicked, Klara Force and -best of all- Ida Evileye. The album cover depicts the black-haired Mia howling like a banshee, flanked by the other three (all blondes, it should be noted) who're draped around a smashed up Mercedes taxi bearing the numberplate HELLRIDE. It's almost too perfect.
Musically, Crucified Barbara don't dissapoint. Their raw, hyper-commercial heavy metal songs mix knuckleduster brutality with the spiteful caress of pointy painted fingernails. The comparisions might be facile but we're gonna make 'em anyway: this is Runaways crossed with Motörhead; Cherie Currie cavorting with Lemmy Kilmister; Joan Jett jiving with 'Fast' Eddie... and we can't even begin to tell you what Jackie Fox is up to.
The 11 songs on 'In Distortion...' are all about three minutes long, which suits our attention span just fine. Each is characterised by a shoutalong chorus led by Mia's rowdy vocals, bone-splintering guitar action and a pounding rhythm section that causes hairline cracks to appear in your sternum -as all good rhythm sections should.
There's both a feral electricity and an endearing naïveté to simple stompers such as 'Bad Hangover', 'Motorfucker', and the title track itself. There is also the attraction of a fine sense of humour with a uniquely swedish twist. The band sing in english, but the embarrassing carpet incident we hear about in 'I Wet Myself' would probably make a lot more sense in their native tongue. But never mind, a little Shake'N'Vac always brings the freshness back.
Elsewhere, in place of the usual female-empowerment palaver, there are tempestuous tales of lust unfullfilled. 'Rock'n'Roll Bachelor contains the lament: He was under my skin like a fucking snake/ Then I knew his heartbeats were fake 'It's been a long time since a half-decent girlband burst on to the scene, but Crucified Barbara sound like the real deal to us. Plus, we've got Mia Coldheart's mobile-phone number. Life is good.
4/5
If you were as disappointed as Hammer was by the last Donnas album, then you will probably be very pleased indeed to hear this gem of a debut album (Metal Hammer)
Blimey, the return of chick rock starts here. Those of you pining for L7, or too embarrassed to buy anything with Courtney Love on it (fair enough), will be gratified to hear Crucified Barbara, a bunch of broads who come complete with big ass riffs and comedy metal names that would have Manowar giggling into their mead
(Hard Roxx)
If Pop kitties like Britney or Christina call themselves dirty, I wanna know what CB are?....
Into the store, get your copy, into the car, windows down, turn on loud and wait for the summer!!! (ROCK IT )
"The Donnas had better watch out because there are some new girls in town and they're damn tough; or are they?
Crucified Barbara are, apparently,Sweden's female equivalent to Backyard Babies-all skin-tight leather beer swilling rock bravado and sleaze guitar. They've even got the names to prove it, with Mia Coldheart on lead guitar and Nicki Wikked on drums.
Nikki Sixx eat your heart out indeed. Which leads you to ask, is this just the product of four angry young ladies playing dress up or can they actually rock out? Happily the evidence from this debut album suggests the latter, with the guitar work easily rivalling their male counterparts, while the title track is a metal anthem in the making. This breed of LA-style retro rock is always packed with clichés, but Crucified Barbara make sure it's brilliant fun all the same." (Victoria Durham - Rocksound, UK)
