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joshua

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I will go to jail before they force me to use the Metric system for anything stupid

My Interests

good books, hot lava, peanut butter, fun works, records, short people, banana flavored anything, gut wounds, landersons, wearers of wranglers, and bad T.V.

I'd like to meet:

The power poison pickle

Music:

The Zombies, The Police, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Descedents, Genesis, Destroyer, Metric, Eliel, The Oranges Band, Spoon, Depeche Mode, The Rosebuds, The Dismemberment Plan, The Byrds, Nas, Bikeride

Movies:

life aquatic, the cat from outer space.

Television:

most of the stuff about space ,fantasy lands, the mob, food, and war.

Books:

the little prince, the catcher in the rye, post office, infinite jest, slaughter house five

Heroes:

the one and only S.G.

My Blog

I should have known

After an hour of drunken (yet certainly accurate) calculations, I have come to the conclusion that I, over the course of the last six months, have spent:   $1,950...on cabs $895-----$1,150.....on...
Posted by joshua on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:14:00 PST

My fuck all phone!

Well, it stands to reason that only a moron would drop his/her cellular phone in the toilet, not once, but twice. I am here to testify on behalf of reason and assert that I, Joshua Bryant, am, without...
Posted by joshua on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

Ice Market!

Man, I almost hate to say it.... but I might just be done with breakfast at the Burger Hut because the meat and eggs at the Ice Market not only rule- they are about 27 steps from my house. I think I w...
Posted by joshua on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:38:00 PST

Sun fuck of a day!

Well...If you take a Jew-Boy a Welshmen and a Bart, you get way too much booze in the heights!
Posted by joshua on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST

two-handed high five?

If a young man were to come across a Danielle Steel novel buried in a sand dune in southern New Hampshire six thousand years from now, he would have a fighting chance at starting a religion that would...
Posted by joshua on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

E.M.F motherman!

It appears that E.F.M has come back with a new version of unbelievable entitled "crumbelievable" for use in a cheese commercial. I could not be more pleased about this.
Posted by joshua on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:41:00 PST

whoops!

Never you mind all that other stuff...I feel much better. Now all I want is to sit on a parking block and sip on a mister misty float (dairy queen's finest product.)
Posted by joshua on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST

time of the season and all

Well, I guess it was time to stop fucking around......... I now have my very own little profile.
Posted by joshua on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:53:00 PST