Charles Effing Cardello - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have an overwhelming appreciation for the absurd. I'll argue with you. I make crude/funny jokes and watch way too much news and soccer on TV. I'll spend weeks at a time making "video/film magic" and then you'll pay me for it. I stress about random stuff that I shouldn't worry about. I enjoy being enlightened. I'm obsessed with playing soccer and listening to good music. I'll drink your red wine and good beer, cook you an amazing dinner, and then refuse to help you clean up. I have a tendency to take creative license with the English language. I'll spend all my money on your band and not really expect to make anything back. It's just fun to see my logo on the package.

My Interests

Dinner Parties, Film/Video, Design, Soccer, BMX, Music, Cooking, Wine, Beer, DJing, News, Late night swimming.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can deal with this.

Music:

Born Against, Love, Four Tet, Antelope, Crooked Fingers, Roy Budd, Iron Maiden, Blonde Redhead, Madlib, Ladderback, Bad Brains, Shellac, Voivod, The Kickass, 90 day men, Minutemen, His Hero is Gone, Sonic Youth, King Crimson, Sage Francis, Public Enemy, Kinks, New York Dolls, Stooges, BDP, Yes, Shocking Blue, Guided By Voices, Silver Apples...........

Movies:

Gummo, Raiders of the Lost Ark, City of Lost Children, Rad

Television:

CNN, Comedy Central, Fox Soccer Channel.

Books:

This Band Could Be Your Life

Heroes:

My Father, Mother, and Brother. My close friends.