Things One Must Never Do... |
...confuse mastication with masturbation."Mom said if I masticate too much, I'll go blind!""I always masturbate my sausage to completion before I swallow."
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:25:00 GMT |
Things One Must Never Do... |
...Confuse Modern English
with Bad English.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:02:00 GMT |
Kidses. |
Here are some shitty quality, but super cute cellphone pics of the kids from this summer. Nicholas won't be still long enough for me to get a decent one of him, and when he does he says "I don't like ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:01:00 GMT |
me too, Henry. me too... |
I say this is a wild dream--but it is this dream I want to realize. Life and literature combined; love, the dynamo; you, with your chameleon's soul, giving me a thousand loves, being anchored always i...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:19:00 GMT |
SHNIKEYS! |
The BALLS these American Idol "hopefuls" have...SHEEEEER BALLS!!I pose a question to you all: if someone you know and cared for honestly believed they could sing, even though you KNOW they can't carry...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
two wiiiild and craaaazy gals! |
Heathens
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:20:00 GMT |
the devil hacked my gmail |
look what i found in my inbox this morning:
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:50:00 GMT |
Pictures from the summer! |
Asheville, July 2006
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 13:05:00 GMT |
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! |
You Are AnimalA complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!"The Muppet Pers...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:38:00 GMT |
I still don't love you, myspace... |
...but I'll learn to live with you, I guess. Compromise, eh? After all, you are the home of most of my lovely, lovely rollergirls. And you have put me back in touch with a few people from the past, so...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:21:00 GMT |
