I'd like to meet:
large sums of money, the Ramones,
Music:
The Racists
Movies:
Six-String Samurai, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, Spinal Tap, Brazil, Blade Runner, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Afternoon of the Living Elderly, Yojimbo, Instrument, Seven Samurai, A Fistful of Dollars, A Better Tommorow, Chinese Connection, Midget Porn(especially midget porn with johnny depp)
Television:
cartoons (adult swim mostly), history channel (war documentaries mostly), Jeopardy! (yes, the exclamation point is very, extremely, needed), Twin Peaks, some other things
Books:
bruce campbell's "make love", infinite jest, consider the lobster, anything david foster wallace, 1984, notes from the underground, hunter thompson (rip), joeseph conrad, william gibson, phillip k dick, neil stephenson, our band could be your life,the onion
Heroes:
bruce lee, steve albini, milo aukerman, master shake, Udo Dirkschneider, jason lee, roy swisher, the guy who invented getting drunk, devo (yes, devo), large speakers, knowing the difference between grilling and barbecueing, bruce campbell, chow yun-fat