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jay

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

i remember most of my dreams. i don't want to remember exactly 21% of them. if you'd like to have those for me, i'd be back to my former glory.

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My Interests

saluting the monsters. eating bits and slivers. biting the ass of life. le hockey! touch. sweat. my family. my camera and how good it can make YOU look (i have precious little to do with that one...it has the talent).

I'd like to meet:

yeats. only so i could explain to him that true love shows itself in more mysterious ways than he could ever translate into verse. and that that wayward lady he loved so much was a slut and just wanted him for his firewood.the dog whisperer. i know...but he's amazing.anyone who can eventually write a book about grieving called "when the bowl is empty: a guide to pets who have lost an owner".

Music:

panda bear. no age. a place to bury strangers. gilberto gil e os mutantes. caetano veloso. and for whatever reason and to this very day, the first milli vanilli cassette.

Movies:

holy netflix! hal hartley. jan svankmajer. the brothers quay. jiri barta. lots.

Television:

meh. it is slowly dying. sometimes it works, but more often than not, i let it sleep in. it allows me to flex my mario kart muscles.

Books:

haruki murakami. michael chabon. and books about beer.

Heroes:

with oil and vinegar, please.

My Blog

words of advice

never, under any circumstances, buy a drink for an off-duty reporter.  not only will he/she tell you stories of human circumstance beyond the normal point of recognition, but he/she will thorough...
Posted by jay on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

snow

if it does not snow, as greg fishel insists it will, i have 5 trays of ice-cubes in the freezer ready to be thrown into the street. and if you think i'm bluffing...i'm not.
Posted by jay on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:16:00 PST

dr. sack

he strolled into the oblong classroom like a carrot-nosed demi-god. his voice was equal parts gravel, volume and the shavings of a single note. and he taught about babylon and egypt. years later, i...
Posted by jay on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:20:00 PST

epic hockey battle of good and evil

last night during the new jersey devils game, a fight broke out. i know i know. what would hockey be without fights, you may ask? short answer: the most delicate ballet of speed and skill (and occa...
Posted by jay on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:05:00 PST

spaghetti of old

listening to michael hurley and the holy modal rounders rendition of "slurf song" reminds me of monday nights; years ago when spanish homework ruled my brain and my bike traced my path between clark a...
Posted by jay on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:47:00 PST

11 years of searching...

it was a steamy day and the shirts kept coming. we had a system back then. it was a symbiotic rhythm shared between all of us as we worked. the radio in the corner, littered with cassettes and cd's...
Posted by jay on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:13:00 PST

october

a guy walks into a bar. he is without sleeves and he looks like he might own an odor that makes the distance between bar-stool and bartender a decently safe distance. he is half-drunk; the kind of d...
Posted by jay on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

in four hours...

in four hours, i will wake up and shower. i will scrub the filth of the jackpot off of my otherwise pristine body. the world will brighten and as i peak through the edges of the curtain and the wall...
Posted by jay on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

an open letter...

to the 20-year-old GI who tried to get into the jackpot last night,i might have been willing to give you the benefit of the doubt had you not insisted that the 1987 on your military ID was 1981. i mi...
Posted by jay on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

simple magic

nothing is more magical than the simple feeling of looking at a day as a collection of hours and units and realizing, with the crack of a smile, that there is little to fill it up. nothing needs to b...
Posted by jay on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:13:00 PST