Surveyor of Cosbybots

I've never made a stern attempt at writing one of these that's actually entertaining and somewhat useful as a window into whatever type of personality I'm trying to portray.The first thing I think about when I write one of these is not explaining that I'm awful at writing them, but it always happens because I just can't shut up about things like that.And now I'm just getting into self-loathing mode.So fuck it.